Staff Reports
Devon Archer’s testimony has blown the doors wide open, folks! Brace yourselves, because President Biden may be headed for some serious trouble. That’s right, according to Republican James Comer of Kentucky, it looks like ol’ Joe might be facing charges for unregistered foreign lobbying. And it’s not just Hunter Biden in the hot seat anymore—Comer claims that Joe Biden himself has been compromised! It’s a family affair, folks, and the Bidens have been raking in millions and millions of dollars from shady foreign nationals.
But hold up a second, why hasn’t Hunter been charged under the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA)? That’s the question on everyone’s mind. Well, according to Comer, it turns out that Joe Biden is not as innocent as he claims to be. Archer, who knows a thing or two about Hunter’s influence peddling, straight-up implicated Joe in his son’s questionable business dealings. Can you believe it?
Now, FARA enforcement has been a bit lopsided in the past. Remember Paul Manafort, Trump’s campaign manager? They threw the book at him for his dealings in Ukraine. But when it comes to Hunter Biden, it’s been crickets. Despite overwhelming evidence pointing to influence peddling, he somehow managed to walk away without a FARA charge in that sweet plea deal last week. Talk about a lucky break!
And here’s the kicker, folks. Archer spilled the beans on Joe Biden’s involvement in a quid pro quo deal. Remember when Joe bragged about withholding foreign aid unless the Ukrainian prosecutor investigating Hunter’s beloved Burisma Holdings was fired? Well, Archer confirmed it. Joe wasn’t just twiddling his thumbs—he was actively participating in over 20 phone calls with Hunter’s business partners. It’s like a game of “Where’s Waldo,” but instead, it’s “Where’s Joe Biden’s integrity?”
But don’t you worry, there are plenty of Democrats trying to downplay this bombshell. Take Dan Goldman, for example. He thinks we’ll believe Joe Biden was just making small talk about the weather during those phone calls. Are you kidding me? That’s the best they’ve got? Give us a break, Goldman!
Now, we all know the Department of Justice has plenty of issues, and the chances of them prosecuting Joe Biden seem about as likely as pigs flying. But mark my words, the Republicans won’t let this slip away so easily. Comer is determined to keep pushing, because every day brings more and more evidence that points directly at Joe Biden. All roads lead to him, folks. And it’s high time we get some answers. Stay tuned, because this is only the beginning of what promises to be a wild ride.
