Staff Reports
Apple Maps has jumped on the bandwagon of American patriotism by officially rebranding the “Gulf of Mexico” as the “Gulf of America.” This exciting development comes on the heels of President Donald Trump’s executive order aimed at restoring names that, as he puts it, “Honor American Greatness.” It seems that while some may be moaning about renaming our cherished landmarks, others are celebrating a refreshing wave of nationalism.
In his executive order, Trump put the wheels in motion for revamping geographical nomenclature across the nation. He directed the Secretary of the Interior to not only restore the name of Mount McKinley—clearly an egregious oversight in the eyes of the patriots—but also to take “all appropriate actions” to ensure the Gulf of America is officially recognized. The idea that the Gulf of Mexico—known for its oil-rich waters, popular tourist destinations, and vibrant marine life—should reflect the robust identity of America is simply common sense, and the mainstream media should take note of that.
🚨BREAKING: Google Maps OFFICIALLY changes the Gulf of Mexico to THE GULF OF AMERICA.
It’s BEAUTIFUL 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/rInI9K2qWB
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 10, 2025
Furthermore, Trump’s decree doesn’t stop at the waterways. It requires collaboration with Alaska Native entities, highlighting the diversity of American heritage. This initiative underscores that conservative values extend beyond mere politics—they encompass respect for the history and culture of all Americans, including the native peoples who often get overlooked in the national conversation.
Apple Maps isn’t alone in the name game; the tech giant is joined by Google Maps, which has also made the transition to the Gulf of America. It seems that a movement is afoot—a grassroots campaign, if you will—aimed at reclaiming America’s narrative in every corner of the digital landscape. Meanwhile, the Federal Aviation Administration has jumped on board, signaling a complete overhaul of geographic terminology, with a name change from Denali back to Mount McKinley. Undoubtedly, this is another tick on the list of victories for those who understand the importance of names and what they represent.
Of course, not all parties are thrilled with the name change. Claudia Sheinbaum, President of Mexico, has hinted at the prospect of a lawsuit against Google for refusing to revert the Gulf of America to its previous name. This reaction illustrates a comical disconnect—how could someone be upset about honoring American pride in an area that sits so close to home? Perhaps in Sheinbaum’s case, the suggestion of honor seems lost in translation. As the U.S. continues to flex its identity muscle by redefining its geography, one can only wonder how long it’ll take before all of America echoes its defining ethos of exceptionalism—one name at a time.
