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Biden Admin Dodges on Secret Service Shootout, Blames GOP for Crime Surge

The White House refuses to spill the beans on why Secret Service agents protecting President Biden’s granddaughter, Naomi Biden, fired shots at three people trying to break into a Secret Service vehicle in Washington. When asked for the deets, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre gave reporters the ol’ runaround, saying it’s “personal” and only the Secret Service can spill the tea. She didn’t even spill about whether the President talked to Naomi Biden after the whole ordeal. Then, instead of facing the music, Jean-Pierre blamed the rising crime in Washington on Republicans, saying they’re not serious about dealing with crime. She also tried to hit ’em with the “Safer America Plan,” but that was last year’s news, and not much of it made it into the budget anyway.

Anywho, the Secret Service spilled the beans that the agents saw three peeps trying to break into a government vehicle in Georgetown. One of the agents fired shots, but nobody got hit and the suspects skedaddled. Now the Secret Service is on the lookout for a red vehicle the suspects used to make their great escape.

Ooh, it’s like a drama-filled episode of “Real Housewives of D.C.” over in the White House! Can’t wait to see what happens next – will the Republicans take the blame for everything, or will the Secret Service spill the real tea on the shooting? Stay tuned for more political shenanigans!

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