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Biden Boils as Hunter Haunts Him: Presidency or Paternity?

President Joe Biden, the man who spends more time dealing with his son’s legal messes than governing, is apparently not handling the situation too well. According to insiders who spilled the beans to Axios, Biden is flying off the handle and feeling all sorts of emotions about the constant flow of bad press concerning Hunter. The poor guy can’t catch a break!

Imagine the frustration Biden must feel as he’s bombarded with questions about Hunter’s legal troubles during a press conference. Instead of facing the music, Biden just swatted away those questions and dismissed them as “lies.” Classic move, Joe. Real smooth.

But it doesn’t stop there. Biden has reportedly expressed regret for running for a second term, believing that Hunter would be off the hook if he hadn’t sought reelection. That’s a lot of guilt to carry on those shoulders, Mr. President.

And let’s talk about Biden’s relationship with U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland. It’s colder than a polar bear’s toenails, my friends. Biden is not happy with Garland’s decision to give special counsel powers to the guy going after Hunter. Can you blame him? It’s like a betrayal straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy.

To make matters worse, House Republicans are chomping at the bit to impeach Biden, claiming he and his family were playing fast and loose with foreign business deals. Even some Democrats are giving the side-eye to Hunter’s shady dealings. Ouch.

But wait, there’s more drama! Biden has apparently had a falling out with Sen. Lindsay Graham, who used to be a pal. Biden feels betrayed by Graham’s support for the investigation into Hunter. Somebody get these two a friendship bracelet!

It seems like the pressure is getting to Biden. Poor guy just can’t catch a break with all this drama swirling around his family. But hey, that’s the price you pay for being in politics, right?

Written by Staff Reports

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