Staff Reports
President Biden was left stuttering and stumbling over his words like a lost first grader in a math test when quizzed about his re-election prospects at a campaign event in Los Angeles. The poor man couldn’t even string a coherent sentence together, making everyone wonder if there’s a hamster wheel in that noggin of his. But fear not, dear readers, for the day was saved by none other than L.A. mayor Karen Bass, who swooped in like a superhero to rescue the befuddled president. With one swift declaration, she assured the crowd that Biden is a shoe-in for re-election. Well, if that’s not pulling a rabbit out of a hat, I don’t know what is!
Just when you thought the circus couldn’t get any crazier, the audio from the event sounded like a garbled mess of gibberish. It seems like the poor reporter was trying to ask President Biden about his State of the Union plans for 2024, but all he got in return were some mumbles and a deer-in-the-headlights stare. It’s like watching a toddler trying to recite the alphabet backward after eating too much sugar. But lo and behold, Mayor Bass to the rescue, proclaiming to the heavens that Biden is unbeatable! Well, folks, if you needed a good laugh today, this was it.
WATCH: Biden Stares Blankly When Asked About Re-Election Chances Before L.A. Mayor Answers For Himhttps://t.co/qYB35bdarv
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The cherry on top? Before the room erupted in cheers and applause at the mayor’s bold statement, someone could be heard uttering a half-hearted “alright.” And just like that, Biden’s team swooped in to shoo away the pesky reporters. Talk about a clean-up crew faster than a janitor after the fourth-grade science experiment goes awry! But let’s not forget the elephant in the room – the poll numbers are in, and they’re not looking too peachy for ol’ Joe. Turns out, a whopping 63 percent of registered voters have their doubts about Biden’s mental capacity. It’s like playing a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, but the donkey is the President of the United States.
And as if things couldn’t get any more entertaining, enter Special Counsel Robert Hur, the man of the hour who’s not afraid to call a spade a spade. He delved into Biden’s mishandling of classified documents and came out unimpressed. Apparently, Hur thinks Biden is as forgetful as your grandpa after Thanksgiving dinner. And while he acknowledged the blunder, he decided not to press charges, citing Biden’s mental fragility. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold in real-time – drama, suspense, and a sprinkle of political intrigue. Oh, what a time to be alive!
