Staff Reports
The Biden camp is reportedly sweating bullets as speculation about his potential exit from the presidential race reaches a fever pitch. The New York Times, which used to be in the bag for ol’ Joe, is now throwing shade faster than you can say “hunter’s laptop.” It seems like just yesterday they were championing him as the great unifier, but the Times is now chronicling his campaign’s collapse like a true soap opera.
Longtime Biden loyalists are apparently whispering in his ear that it’s time to pack it in. Even though the public façade is all “nothing to see here,” behind closed doors, they’re scrambling for ways to convince him to throw in the towel. And guess who’s waiting in the wings? None other than Kamala Harris, the VP with all the charisma of a lecture on tax policy.
NY Times: Biden Campaign Is 'Quietly' Looking Into Harris vs. Trump Polling https://t.co/Tc2YrFAOa7 pic.twitter.com/FBFlTxY9Oo
— Janie Johnson – America is Exceptional (@jjauthor) July 11, 2024
In a move that surprises no one except maybe the most delusional Biden die-hards, the campaign reportedly tests Harris’ popularity against Trump. It’s like a bad reality show where they’re already planning the sequel before the first season even wraps up. Meanwhile, Democratic donors and strategists are mustering all their resources to polish up Kamala’s tarnished image, hoping she can be the savior they never wanted but might just deserve.
It’s a classic case of out with the old, in with the not-so-new. The Dems are desperate for a Hail Mary pass, even if it means hitching their wagon to a less-than-stellar candidate. But hey, at least it makes for great political theater, right? Grab your popcorn and settle in for the saga of “Biden vs. Harris: Dawn of a New Democratic Debacle.”
