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Breaking News: House Judiciary Committee Launches Impeachment Inquiry into President Biden’s Shady Business Dealings with Son Hunter
Hey there, Patriots! Get ready for some juicy political drama! The House Judiciary Committee is pulling out all the stops and launching a jaw-dropping impeachment inquiry into none other than President Joe Biden himself! That’s right, folks. The shady dealings of the Biden family are under scrutiny, and things are about to get real interesting on Capitol Hill.
Hold on to your MAGA hats, because the House Committees on Oversight and Accountability, Ways and Means, and Judiciary have dropped a 30-page memo outlining the whole shebang. Brace yourselves for some explosive claims, folks. According to the memo, President Biden was not just your typical doting father; he was knee-deep in his son Hunter’s sketchy foreign business escapades!
The memo spills the tea, alleging that President Biden had firsthand knowledge of these fishy arrangements and was even dining and chatting it up with Hunter’s business partners while he was Vice President. And guess what? The Biden family managed to rake in a whopping $24 million from these mysterious foreign sources over the course of five years. Talk about a payday!
Now, who are these shady characters lining the Biden’s pockets? Well, the memo reveals that nearly two dozen shell companies were used to make the cash flow appear legit. But let’s be real here, folks. Who are we kidding? We all know this smells fishier than a swamp in July.
But here’s the kicker, my fellow conservatives. This impeachment inquiry is not just about President Biden’s recent actions as President. Oh no, it goes way back to his time as Vice President. You see, the Constitution doesn’t specify when impeachment acts can be considered. So, according to the memo, President Biden can be held accountable not only for his current shady antics but also for anything sketchy he did way back when he was the VP. These Democrats just can’t help themselves, can they?
Now, before we get too excited, let’s remember that this is just an inquiry, folks. The Committees want to gather all the juicy details and decide if there’s enough dirt to draft articles of impeachment against ol’ Joe. We don’t know when they’ll wrap up this soap opera, but one thing’s for sure: they’re going to leave no stone unturned.
President Biden, not to be outdone, has suddenly changed his tune. He used to deny any involvement in his son’s business, but oh how the tables have turned! Now he’s claiming they were never “in business” together. Well, Mr. President, if you weren’t in business with your son, what were you doing at those fancy dinners and on those mysterious phone calls? The American people deserve answers!
Hold on tight, conservatives, because it looks like we’re in for a bumpy ride. The left might try to label this as a witch hunt, but we know the truth. This inquiry is about holding our leaders accountable for their actions, no matter how high up they may be. Stay tuned, Patriots, and get ready to witness the first act of this explosive political drama unfold.
