Staff Reports
In a recent campaign event in the liberal mecca of New York City, President Joe Biden decided it was storytime. He dusted off the same old tale he has told countless times before, explaining why he woke up one morning and thought, “You know what? I’m gonna run for president!”
Now, let’s not forget that Biden’s cognitive abilities have been a topic of concern for a while now. And when he starts repeating stories word for word, it’s hard not to wonder if those brain cells are firing on all cylinders. Seriously, Joe, did you forget that you already spilled these beans?
The story goes a little something like this: Sleepy Joe became a professor at the University of Delaware and even set up a fancy-sounding Biden Domestic Policy Institute. You see, that’s what he did…until Charlottesville happened. Ah, yes, the magical year of 2017. Biden paints a vivid picture of guys walking out of the woods with torches like some sort of twisted fairytale.
But here’s the kicker: He proceeded to repeat the whole darn thing minutes later, as if he hadn’t just bored his audience to tears with the same bedtime story. Is this a case of selective amnesia or just plain old forgetfulness? Either way, it’s not a great look for a president who should be sharp as a tack.
When asked about this peculiar repetition, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre struggled to muster up a coherent answer. It seems even Biden’s own team is at a loss as to why he’s recycling tales like an environmental enthusiast hoarding reusable shopping bags.
Now, let’s get real for a moment. If the majority of voters, including some Democrats, think Biden is unfit for a second term, who are we to argue? When you consider his forgetfulness, lackluster decision-making, and a seemingly endless supply of gaffes, it’s no wonder people have their doubts.
But hey, maybe I’m being too harsh. After all, Biden’s presidency has been a treasure trove of material for comedians and satirists alike. And if we’re being honest, sometimes you just have to laugh to keep from crying. So buckle up, folks, because it looks like we’re in for a wild ride with President Forget-Me-Not at the helm. God help us all.
