Staff Reports
Wowza! The news just keeps getting crazier, folks! According to Fox News, President Joe Biden narrowly won Arizona in 2020 by only 0.3%. Talk about cutting it close! But hold onto your hats, because there’s a new kid in town that might just give Biden a run for his money in 2024.
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Now, get this: there’s a third party called No Labels that’s causing quite the stir in Arizona. The Associated Press spilled the beans and reported that a whopping 15,000 people have hopped aboard the No Labels train. What’s their game, you ask? Well, they’re all about this “unity ticket” nonsense, which means they want to take on both Biden and the legendary Donald Trump. As a conservative, I can’t help but wonder where they get off thinking they can take on two political powerhouses.
But let me tell you, the No Labels party isn’t stopping at Arizona. Nope, they’re setting their sights on other states too, like Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Nevada, Oregon, South Dakota, and Utah. They’re spreading like wildfire, folks! As a red-blooded conservative, I have to say, this trend gives me a tiny, itsy-bitsy bit of hope for the future.
But hold your horses, because not everyone is thrilled about No Labels stepping onto the political stage. Todd McLeod, a Democratic strategist in Arizona, is sweating bullets over the possibility of No Labels swindling votes away from good ol’ Biden. And let’s not forget about Matt Bennett from Third Way, a center-left group. He’s practically losing his marbles trying to convince liberals that jumping on the No Labels bandwagon is a big, fat mistake. You know what they say, desperate times call for desperate measures.
And here comes the drama, folks! Arizona Democrats just can’t seem to catch a break. They tried to keep No Labels off the ballot, but guess what? They lost! Now, they’re kicking up a fuss and demanding that the Secretary of State spill the beans on No Labels’ secret donors. Talk about sore losers! It’s almost like they’re scared of a little competition. But hey, who wouldn’t be scared when you’re facing off against a party with conservative backing?
But hold on tight, because No Labels won’t be silenced so easily. They’ve got a heavyweight on their side – Benjamin Chavis, former head of the NAACP. He’s singing No Labels’ praises, claiming that America is experiencing “unprecedented times.” Well, color me skeptical, but I think we’ve seen crazier things in this country.
So buckle up, folks, because No Labels is throwing a wrench in the political machine. Will they shake things up in 2024? Only time will tell. But as a proud conservative, I can’t help but grin at the thought of a little chaos in the Democratic camp. Let the games begin!
