Staff Reports
In a shocking turn of events, the Biden administration is throwing a hissy fit over some very fair and totally unbiased coverage from The New York Times. The publisher, A.G. Sulzberger, spilled the beans in an interview with the press about how the White House is “extremely upset” over the Times’ accurate reporting on concerns about President Joe Biden’s age and cognitive abilities. Imagine that, a little bit of truth and they can’t handle it!
The Biden White House Is Not Happy With The New York Times Right Now https://t.co/rYkigpRS6V
Let me break out my smallest violin and I will play the saddest song for you. As I rub my 2 fingers together.— Mark Fallon (@MarkFallon60) February 22, 2024
Sulzberger boldly declared that The New York Times will “report fully and fairly” on both Biden and former President Trump. He even pointed out the glaringly obvious fact that Biden is the oldest president our country has ever seen and is wildly unpopular. The nerve! The White House is shaking in their boots over this reality check. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre even dodged and weaved questions about what’s fair game when covering Biden’s age. Spoiler alert: she didn’t have an answer!
But wait, it gets even better! Jean-Pierre went on to quote former New York Times public editor Margaret Sullivan, insinuating that maybe The Times should do a little self-reflection. Oh, the irony! In case you didn’t know, Biden is 81 years old and will be 82 just days after the November election. That’s old, folks. And if he gets reelected and serves a full second term, he’ll be a whopping 86 years old. A real spring chicken!
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more ridiculous, Rep. James Clyburn and Sen. Amy Klobuchar were out there trying to spin this narrative on the Sunday shows. Clyburn suggested Biden should emphasize his experience and wisdom, as if that makes up for forgetting world leaders’ names. Klobuchar tried to defend Biden’s memory by claiming she had a riveting hour-long conversation with him. We’re not buying it, Amy!
And let’s not forget Biden’s stumble fest while boarding Air Force One – not once, but twice! If that’s not a metaphor for his entire presidency, then what is? Oh, and when asked about California Gov. Gavin Newsom potentially being a “Plan B,” Biden’s response was straight out of a comedy sketch. The man is a walking meme at this point. But hey, at least we get some good entertainment out of it, right?
It’s crystal clear that the White House is unraveling over the truth about Biden’s age and abilities. They can’t handle the heat, and it’s only going to get hotter as more and more people start to see through their charade. Tick tock, Biden – the truth always comes out in the end!
