Staff Reports
According to the CIS report causing all the commotion, the number of immigrants swarming into the good ol’ U.S. of A. is skyrocketing like a rocket trying to reach the moon, and guess what? It’s breaking projections faster than a plate at a square dance. The Census Bureau’s crystal ball predicted that the country wouldn’t hit a 15.5% immigrant population until way out in 2039, but lo and behold, here we are in 2024, and bam! 51.4 million immigrants have set up shop in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
"Immigration into the U.S. has risen so rapidly that it beat out federal projections by decades…"
Border Crisis Has Completely Upended Census Bureau’s Population Stats, Report Says https://t.co/BWMFPWb8cT via @dailycaller @TPPF— Chuck DeVore (@ChuckDeVore) March 28, 2024
Now, hang onto your Stetsons, pardners, ’cause here’s the real kicker – a whopping 25% of these folks don’t even have a golden ticket to be here legally. Yep, you heard that right, cowpokes. We’ve got ourselves a whole mess of illegal immigrants hitching a ride on Uncle Sam’s back like they own the place. And who’s to thank for this wild west show? Well, hold on to your horses ’cause it’s none other than Sheriff Biden and his band of merry Democrats.
But wait, there’s more! It ain’t just the numbers that are raising eyebrows higher than a ten-gallon hat at a barn dance. The CIS folks are warning us that this here influx of immigrants is causing more ruckus than a stampede at a rodeo. It’s stretching our public services thinner than a lasso at a cattle roundup, and before you know it, we’ll have more folks on the payroll than we’ve got horses in the stable.
And don’t even get me started on the southern border situation. With more migrant encounters than a swarm of locusts in a cornfield, it’s clear as crystal that Biden’s border policies are about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. Trump may have had his faults, but at least he kept the floodgates from busting open like a dam in a thunderstorm.
So, buckle up, America, ’cause if these trends keep on truckin’ like a runaway stagecoach, we’ll be drowning in immigrants faster than a cowboy at a watering hole on a hot summer day. It’s high time we saddle up and corral this immigration chaos before the whole darn country turns into a free-for-all rodeo. And that’s the hard truth, no bull.
