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Biden’s Delusion Tour Hits Charleston, Spouts New Whoppers!

In a shocking display of audacity and delusion, President Joe Biden made his way to Charleston on Monday to peddle his usual fearmongering tactics. Desperate to distract from his abysmal track record and crumbling policies, Biden delivered a speech at the Mother Emanuel AME Church, the site of a tragic 2015 massacre.

Once again, Biden let loose a barrage of falsehoods, proving that his tenuous grip on reality is slipping by the day. He spun a tall tale about spending more time in a Wilmington, Delaware AME church than any black or white person he knows, ludicrously claiming to have kick-started a civil rights movement there. The man is more detached from reality than a kite caught in a tornado!

Of course, these preposterous claims have been debunked time and time again, but that hasn’t stopped Biden from shamelessly spewing his fabrications to predominantly black audiences. The man has more fairy tales than the Brothers Grimm!

And if that wasn’t enough, Biden had the nerve to label the violent riots, looting, and destruction during the summer of 2020 as a “historic movement for justice.” What next? Will he claim that unicorns led the charge for world peace?

Biden’s attempts to reason were equally as laughable, stumbling over his words in a feeble attempt to condemn “the big lie.” The irony of the masses of lies that spill from his own mouth is lost on him, it seems.

Furthermore, as if to add insult to injury, Biden was confronted by Hamas sympathizers during his speech, who interrupted with demands for a ceasefire. This man is like a magnet for ludicrous situations, attracting chaos like a moth to a flame.

And let’s not forget the most egregious offense of all – the erasure of history. In a jaw-dropping display of hypocrisy, Biden had the gall to state that his party is not “erasing history” but instead “making history”. Cue eye-rolls and collective groans from conservatives everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! The Biden administration is marching ahead with plans to permanently remove a statue of William Penn from a park in Philadelphia, all in the name of “highlighting Native American history”. It’s like a bad joke that just keeps getting worse.

In the midst of this carnival of absurdities, it’s clear that Biden’s capacity for truth is about as distant as his memory. But the most troubling part? The mainstream press will undoubtedly ignore his fabrications, further enabling his parade of falsehoods. It’s enough to make you want to facepalm until Kingdom Come!

Written by Staff Reports

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