Staff Reports
Last Thursday was a doozy for the White House, folks! Special Counsel Robert Hur dropped a bombshell report on President Joe Biden’s mishandling of classified documents, but hold onto your hats, because no charges will be brought against ol’ Joe. Why, you ask? Well, they say he’s too old to throw the book at! Can you believe it? So, if he’s too old to be charged, how can we trust him to make decisions for our country? It’s a real head-scratcher, y’all.
And let’s not forget about Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), who is just as flabbergasted as the rest of us. He and his buddy, Ben Ferguson, were so fired up about the report that they recorded their show, “The Verdict,” in the wee hours of Friday morning. Talk about dedication, am I right?
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Cruz didn’t hold back, calling the DOJ’s report “extraordinary.” He pointed out that last Thursday was a real doozy with the border bill, Ukraine and Israel aid, and the Supreme Court getting in on the action with the Trump v. Anderson case. It’s like a reality show, but with way higher stakes, y’all.
The senator also didn’t mince words about Biden’s mental decline, saying it’s been obvious for a while. The DOJ, which Cruz rightly pointed out has become the most politicized and partisan Department of Justice in history, even described Biden as “a well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory.” Yikes! If he can’t stand trial, how can we trust him with our nuclear codes? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But wait, there’s more! Cruz isn’t the only one sounding the alarm. Even some Democrats are getting antsy about ol’ Joe’s mental faculties. It’s like a political thriller, with twists and turns at every corner!
Folks, it seems like Biden’s days in the Oval Office may be numbered. Cruz thinks the odds are about 65-35 that the Democrats will find someone else to run for president. Could it be former First Lady Michelle Obama? Who knows, but the drama is off the charts, y’all.
And don’t get me started on who’s really running the show in the White House. Cruz has a theory that it might be none other than Barack Obama himself! It’s like a real-life conspiracy, and I can’t look away.
In the end, the chaos in the White House is far from over. The media, both liberal and conservative, are buzzing with questions about Biden’s future. There’s talk of House Republicans launching investigations, and maybe even future charges being brought against ol’ Joe. It’s like a political soap opera, and I just can’t get enough!
