Staff Reports
President Joe Biden, everyone’s favorite sleepy uncle, seems to be causing quite a kerfuffle behind closed doors, according to a recent report! The Wall Street Journal chatted with a plethora of folks from both sides of the aisle, and they spilled the tea on ol’ Joe. It sounds like he’s been mumbling and nodding off during important meetings, leaving folks scratching their heads and wondering if he’s checked out completely. Even House Speaker Mike Johnson and former Speaker Kevin McCarthy raised their eyebrows at Joe’s forgetful moments and lackluster performance.
The White House seems to be keeping a close eye on who’s chatting about the president’s meeting mishaps, with some Democrats running to them like it’s a game of hide and seek. Rep. Gregory Meeks even got a “please come back” call after he spilled the beans. Sounds like the White House is playing defense faster than a soccer goalie trying to protect the goal!
Bumbling Biden is so confused, he doesn't even realize Russia’s alleged interference related to the 2016 presidential campaign took place under the Obama administration when he was vice president. https://t.co/YtXwgPrLDg
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) July 8, 2019
During a Ukraine meeting, it seemed like Joe was more lost than a squirrel in a maze. Questions came his way, and he passed them off quicker than a hot potato, leaving people feeling as awkward as dancing with two left feet. Some Democrats, like House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, put on the rose-colored glasses, praising Joe’s strength, while others, like Sen. James Risch, were less impressed, saying, “What you see on TV is what you get.” Yikes, it seems like Joe might need a GPS to navigate these tough conversations.
In another snafu, Joe tried to set the record straight with House Speaker Johnson about a new policy, but ended up causing more confusion than a riddle wrapped in an enigma. The White House did their usual song and dance about the situation, but it seems like the facts got as jumbled up as a mixed-up Mr. Potato Head. And let’s not forget Joe’s storytelling antics about DuPont that would make even the worst bedtime storyteller cringe.
Despite the White House’s attempts to spin Joe’s missteps as mere political tactics, it looks like public opinion is as shaky as a Jenga tower. A recent survey showed that only 28% of voters think Joe is up to the task mentally and physically, with 48% favoring you-know-who. With fewer unscripted moments than a well-rehearsed play, it looks like Joe’s got some serious juggling to do to win back the hearts and minds of the people. Let’s hope he doesn’t drop the ball before the big debate later this month!
