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Joe Biden reared his head after a fancy weekend hideaway at Camp David with nothing but crickets on his agenda. Rumor has it he was cooking up some grand speech for the State of the Union. What a bore! When he finally popped out of hiding, he looked like he went through the ringer, showcasing just how old and haggard he truly is. But that didn’t stop him from flapping his gums about how the polls totally have his back, just like his trusty ol’ teleprompter.
Biden Panders for Votes, Manages to Make Racist Comment While Fearmongering About 'MAGA GOP'https://t.co/r2NWowC9sj
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Before departing Camp David, Sleepy Joe decided to grace the airwaves with his presence on Miss Jessica’s “Afternoon Vibes”. He roped in the listeners with some classic fearmongering, particularly targeting black voters with his dramatic tales of democracy hanging by a thread. Oh, the horror! According to Uncle Joe, black folks should be quaking in their boots because apparently, asking for an ID to cast a ballot is simply too much to handle. Seriously, Joe? Are you insinuating that black Americans can’t figure out how to swing by the DMV for a measly ID card? The audacity! It’s downright insulting to suggest that they’re not just as capable as anyone else.
But ol’ Joe didn’t stop there. He just had to toss in some MAGA bashing for good measure, claiming that the “MAGA Republicans” are stirring up extreme division and violence. What on Earth is he blabbering about this time? It’s pure hogwash to think that all Republicans are out there causing chaos and mayhem. Joe needs to take a good look in the mirror if he wants to talk about division.
And let’s not forget his feeble attempt at pandering by pretending he graduated from an HBCU when, in reality, he’s a proud alumnus of the University of Delaware. Nice try, Joe. We see right through your transparent tactics. It’s like the time he claimed he was a regular at the black church – give us a break! Biden’s shameless attempts at playing up his ties to the black community reek of desperation. Can’t he just let his actions speak for themselves instead of resorting to these cringe-worthy charades? Oh, Joe, when will you learn?
