Staff Reports
Hot on the heels of the never-ending border crisis, authorities along the U.S.-Mexico border have received a warning from the San Diego Field Office of U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP). Brace yourselves, folks, because it’s about those dastardly “foreign fighters” linked to the terrorist groups that have been giving Israel a run for its money. That’s right, the border crisis just got a whole lot scarier, and our national security is hanging by a thread.
According to the trusty reporters over at the Daily Caller News Foundation, the CBP sent out a bulletin labeled “unclassified/law enforcement sensitive” (oooh, fancy!) titled “Foreign Fighters of Israel-Hamas Conflict May Potentially be Encountered at Southwest Border.” It’s like they’re warning us that the next wave of illegal immigrants might come equipped with rocket launchers and terrorist patches. Yikes!
But wait, it gets even more hair-raising. The bulletin informs us that these foreign fighters might try to sneak into the U.S. through the good ol’ Southwest border, taking a scenic route via Mexico. Can you just imagine the chaos? It’s bad enough that we have droves of illegal immigrants flooding in, but now we have to worry about mercenaries with a mean streak and an affinity for conflict making their way here. Thanks, Biden!
NEW: Per CBP sources, CBP’s San Diego field office sent out this internal intel bulletin on Friday, alerting officers that Hamas, Hezbollah, & Palestinian Islamic Jihad foreign fighters inspired by the Israel conflict may be encountered at the U.S. southern border. Gives officers… pic.twitter.com/vBw5tv7lXg
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) October 23, 2023
So, what should our brave border agents be on the lookout for? Well, the bulletin says to keep an eye out for military patches representing Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ), and Hezbollah. These terrorist organizations, dear readers, are all funded by none other than Iran itself. That’s right, the same Iran that chants “Death to America” and has a not-so-friendly relationship with our ally, Israel. Coincidence? I think not!
But it doesn’t stop there. The CBP warns our vigilant border agents to be suspicious of military-age males (I mean, really, what could go wrong?), individuals sporting military gear like weapons and camouflage (they’re just fashion-forward, right?), and those ominous single travelers with undetermined return plans. Oh, and let’s not forget about anyone who has ties to Israel, the Palestinian territories, or any other Middle Eastern affiliation. Because apparently, everyone with a passport from that region is automatically a potential terrorist. (Insert eye roll here).
You see, folks, it’s no surprise that we’re in this mess. The Biden administration has single-handedly turned our border into a revolving door for criminals, drug cartels, and now potential terrorists. They’ve thrown open the floodgates, and it’s only a matter of time before the chaos spills over. It’s time for us, as proud conservatives, to demand secure borders and tough action against those who threaten our national security. Because if we don’t, who knows what fresh hell awaits us at the Southwest border? Stay tuned, dear readers. The saga continues!
