Staff Reports
Y’all, the saga of the Chinese spy balloon just keeps getting crazier! Remember when we all thought it was transmitting data back to China? Well, hold onto your MAGA hats, because new reports are saying that’s not the case. Turns out, this balloon was built using good ol’ American parts. Can you believe it? And I’m not just talking about any parts, folks. I’m talking about parts that aren’t even allowed to be sold in China. It’s like they’re trying to buy knock-off Gucci bags on the black market or something!
Officials Now Claim Chinese Spy Balloon Did Not Transmit Data, but Used American-Made Parts https://t.co/OUAhVOGjas
— RedState (@RedState) June 29, 2023
Now, you might be wondering why a Chinese spy balloon would be using American parts. Well, buckle up, buttercups, because this is where it gets juicy. It seems like China has a little problem with stealing American technology. I know, shocking, right? They try to pass it off as their own, but we’re onto them. And what better way to smuggle that stolen tech back home than disguising it as a harmless spy balloon?
Let’s not forget who the real clown in this circus is: the Biden administration. When this balloon first popped up near a military installation, there were calls to shoot it down. But nope, Sleepy Joe said it could cause injury to civilians. Oh, I’m sorry, Mr. President, I didn’t realize the safety of American citizens was less important than not hurting the feelings of the Chinese Communist Party.
But wait, it gets even worse. Leaked emails have shown that the Biden administration wanted to protect China so they could maintain a “stable” relationship. Stable? Is that what we’re calling it now? Protecting China while they violate our airspace and sovereignty is not the kind of stability we need. And don’t even get me started on Wendy Sherman, the China-loving official who apparently led the charge against the Uyghur Forced Labor Prevention Act. I mean, seriously, Blinken, you couldn’t find anyone else to handle our biggest foreign policy issue? This is just another example of the Biden administration dropping the ball when it comes to China.
Now, I know we’re all eager to know what the investigation has found so far, but the Biden administration is keeping tight-lipped. Surprise, surprise. Congressional Republicans have been demanding answers, but it seems like they’re being left in the dark. Maybe they should try using a Chinese spy balloon to gather information because it seems like that’s the only way they’ll get any answers these days.
But here’s the bottom line, folks. This whole Chinese spy balloon debacle just further proves what we’ve known all along – China is not our friend. They’re stealing our technology, violating our airspace, and the Biden administration is doing nothing but playing wingman. It’s time to stand up to China and protect our own interests. Let’s stop playing nice and start putting America first. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll finally get some straight answers about what the heck is happening with these spy balloons. Until then, keep an eye on the sky, because who knows what kind of danger China has floating above us next.
