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Well, well, well, hold onto your hats, folks, because the House Means and Ways Committee has uncovered some juicy tidbits about Hunter Biden’s buddy, Kevin Morris, in a stack of IRS whistleblower emails. It looks like the CIA swooped in like a superhero to shield Morris from any pesky DOJ questioning in their investigation into Hunter Biden. It’s like a real-life spy movie playing out in front of our eyes!
Apparently, Morris, a Hollywood lawyer with a heart of gold (or so he claims), coughed up $2 million to help Hunter out of his IRS troubles. But here’s the kicker – he did it with “no ulterior motive.” Right, because who wouldn’t just hand over a couple of million bucks without wanting anything in return, right? Right. Moving on.
CIA Blocked DOJ from Questioning Kevin Morris, Hunter Biden’s Sugar Brother, Whistleblower Emails Show https://t.co/Mlbn6NASPg
— mhdude1 (@Mhdude1Mhdude1) May 24, 2024
Now, the plot thickens as it turns out Morris had some ties to the CIA back in August 2021. The DOJ was all set to have a chitchat with Morris as a witness, but lo and behold, the CIA waved its magic wand and poof! Morris was off the hook. Cue dramatic music and some raised eyebrows.
But wait, there’s more! An IRS special agent turned whistleblower, Gary Shapley, spilled the tea on these email shenanigans in a sworn affidavit. It’s like a game of cat and mouse between the CIA, the DOJ, and our Hollywood lawyer with a mysterious past.
And let’s not forget the cameo appearances by AUSA Wolf and her CIA swag shopping spree. Because nothing says top-secret government briefing like a souvenir coffee mug, am I right? It’s like a crossover episode of “Suits” meets “Homeland.”
In the end, it’s clear that Morris is a key player in the Biden family drama, from bankrolling Hunter’s art adventures to bailing him out of IRS debt faster than you can say “conflict of interest.” With his ties to Chinese investments and a cameo in Hunter’s legal soap opera, Morris is like the unsung hero in the Biden universe. Or maybe just a really fancy ATM.
So, grab your popcorn, folks, because the Hunter Biden saga is far from over. With a gun-related trial on the horizon and a failed plea deal in the rearview mirror, it’s anyone’s guess what twist and turns await the Biden clan next. It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster ride through the halls of power, where the only thing certain is uncertainty. Stay tuned, dear readers, because the show must go on!
