Staff Reports
The campaign season ended with a bang, and conservatives everywhere are doing a collective happy dance in the streets — or at least in their living rooms, clutching a cold beverage in hand. Kamala Harris, the woman who once suggested charging people for the air they breathe, will NOT be commandeering the Oval Office anytime soon. That’s a sigh of relief worthy of celebration, especially after a rollercoaster ride of a campaign.
Late-night updates have everyone buzzing about the thrill of victory. Social media is practically on fire with supporters expressing their glee at the thought of avoiding another four years of “Kamala-nomics” where bad ideas are marketed as progressive policies. Little did she know, her bid for the presidency would land with as much impact as a lead balloon.
There’s no mistaking that a piece of this win belongs to the grassroots activists and voters who made their voices heard, reminding everyone that it’s We the People, not We the Politicians. With Trump poised to strut back into the presidential spotlight, the celebration is palpable. It seems the collective sigh of relief echoed not just across America, but also all the way to Israel, which undoubtedly breathed easier knowing they wouldn’t have to deal with potential Marxist policies warming up just south of their borders.
The media has had a field day, as evident from the chatter on news networks. There are whispers that Susie Wiles is being floated as chief of staff should Trump reclaim his role. Meanwhile, the chyrons are all but doing a victory jig, reading “Trump Poised To Clinch Electoral College Victory.” However, the usual suspects continue to play gatekeeper, holding out announcements longer than a cat with a hairball. Classic media—ever the reliable source of delayed reactions amidst elation.
Jake Tapper: I don't think that — as far as I know — any major news organization has declared him to be the victor.
(Yes they have) pic.twitter.com/N0tUgNJkME
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) November 6, 2024
The evening preparations for Trump’s potential return saw him delivering a message of unity and recovery, as he promised to lead with a simple motto: promises made, promises kept. Supporters feel as though the country is finally poised to return to a sensible course, one that prioritizes actual governance over theatrics. And let’s be real; the notion of government podcasts sprouting out of the Trump White House is enough to make even the most seasoned political pundits chuckle.
In the end, it was a night of affirmation for conservative values and a reminder that sometimes, common sense wins. Instead of crying into their ice cream like Hillary did back in 2016, the Trump-supporting crowd was raising glasses and cheering. The Democrats may want to start taking notes because the enthusiasm out there is bulging at the seams just waiting to usher in a new era of traditional values—with enough gusto to rival a football game on a crisp autumn day.
