Staff Reports
The saga of the Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting incident continues to develop, and it appears the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. In an astonishing twist, Crooks’ parents are reportedly preparing for a legal battle, hiring a team of attorneys as the FBI intensifies its investigation into their son’s failed attempt to assassinate former President Donald Trump. It seems that when your kid tries to take out a political figure and fails spectacularly, some serious legal counsel is required.
The Crookses, now on the radar of the FBI, are said to be facing questions about their awareness preceding the rally where their son aimed to make headlines for all the wrong reasons. Matthew Crooks, the father, is not just an average Joe; he’s a gun enthusiast who has reportedly dabbled in selling firearms to family members. It raises a few eyebrows and suggests that the apple might not just have fallen from the tree but may have rolled right into the gun cabinet.
Their choice of law firm, known for their work in criminal defense and civil suits, hints that they are anticipating some serious repercussions—perhaps even a bit of friendly legal fire from families of the shooting’s other victims. The Crookses’ new lawyers can best be described as legal heavyweights, likely ready to take on the wrath of law enforcement as well as any civil claims that might come their way. If there’s one thing to take away from this, it’s that not only is crime not a unique family affair, but also that having a good lawyer on speed dial is a solid contingency plan.
But the plot thickens. The FBI isn’t just poking around for the sake of curiosity; they have more than a few questions regarding whether Thomas had any “assistance” from outside sources, like some nameless government agency or shadowy organization. Speculation is running rampant thanks to comments from a retired sniper who, with an air of conspiracy, suggests that Thomas Matthew Crooks had help. He might just be feeling a little left out of the conspiracy theories that seem to flourish in today’s political climate, but one can’t help but question what it all means when Twitter gets involved.
It's just like peeling an onion. Keep at it long enough and we'll get to the truth.
Report: Trump Shooter‘s Parents Lawyer Up amid FBI Investigation https://t.co/18EqxnSoo5 via @BreitbartNews
— R T (@RDog861) August 26, 2024
As if that wasn’t enough drama, some reports indicate that just before being taken down by a U.S. Secret Service sniper, a Butler SWAT operator managed to hit Crooks’ gun. It’s safe to say that White House security has been tested, leading to commendations and investigations alike. Trump emerged from this chaotic experience with a renewed sense of faith, openly attributing his survival to divine intervention. Conspiracies? Legal drama? Calls to God? It’s all par for the course in this political game where chaos reigns supreme, courtesy of those who take pride in their willingness to aim at what they perceive as the enemy.
