Staff Reports
In a shocking revelation, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has put forth a theory that has conservatives shaking in their boots. Brace yourselves, folks, because according to Cruz, if the Democrats decide to force President Joe Biden into retirement before the 2024 election, they might just unleash the formidable Michelle Obama onto the political scene. *Gasp* The horror!
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Cruz shared this outrageous prediction on his podcast, aptly titled “Verdict with Ted Cruz.” He believes that in August of 2024, the Democrats will do away with Biden and magically parachute in Michelle Obama as their new savior. Why? Well, according to the senator, they’re terrified of having multiple left-wing candidates splitting the vote. And hey, who wouldn’t be terrified? Those lefties sure know how to ruin a good party.
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But it’s not just the potential unity of the Democratic Party that has Cruz and his sidekick, Ben Ferguson, quivering in their boots. It’s the fact that Michelle Obama is married to none other than the infamous Barack Obama. Remember him? The one they claim was already pulling the strings during Biden’s presidency? According to Cruz, having Michelle in the race would mean more of the “leftist” policies unleashed upon America. Oh, the horror!
Now, we’ve heard whispers of Michelle Obama’s potential candidacy before, but sources have said she’s not interested. Nevertheless, Cruz is convinced that she’s the Democrats’ best chance to win in 2024 if Biden decides retirement is more appealing than continuing his struggling presidency. And let’s be honest, folks, Biden’s approval numbers in the low 30s may make a strong case for early retirement.
But will Michelle Obama actually accept the party’s desperate plea? Who knows? Back in April, she emphatically declared to Oprah that she would “never” run for president. However, the seductive allure of power, especially the power to lead the free world, can make even the staunchest denier change their tune. So, we’ll be on the edge of our seats, waiting to see if Michelle succumbs to the irresistible call of the Oval Office.
In the end, only time will tell if Cruz’s terrifying theory becomes a reality. If Michelle Obama does indeed descend upon the political stage, conservatives everywhere will be reaching for their trusty red pamphlets and waving their miniature American flags in fear. Let’s hope this is just another wild conspiracy theory and not a glimpse into our worst nightmares. Stay tuned, dear readers, because politics never fails to surprise us.
