Staff Reports
The unraveling of the Democratic Party has reached a fever pitch as supporters express their outrage over the catastrophic loss in the 2024 election. With Biden and Harris camps starting to clash like it’s a scene from a low-budget action movie, the question on everyone’s mind is: who will emerge as the scapegoat? Speculation over whether Joe Biden delayed his decision to run for re-election has led to more finger-pointing than a game of charades at a family reunion. For those who weren’t inclined to vote for these two political contenders, it’s merely entertaining to witness this circus unfold. It’s a debate over who would have been more spectacularly defeated by Donald Trump—it’s like deciding whether to jump off a cliff or into a volcano.
Kamala Harris may have outperformed Biden among certain voter demographics, but let’s not kid ourselves. This was no magic bullet. The folks over at Pod Save America, who evidently have a crystal ball for disastrous predictions, insinuated that Biden’s internal polling showed him bound for humiliation against Trump. One of the former Obama aides didn’t mince words, describing Biden’s bid for re-election as a blunder from day one, hinting that the electoral loss could have been a geological event, with Trump sweeping the field like a seasoned professional.
In a scenario reminiscent of a slapstick comedy, Harris also faced her fair share of disasters, losing in all seven critical swing states after allegedly burning through a jaw-dropping $1 billion in just 107 days. Labeling that as a “flawless” campaign has become a running joke within her camp—making it seem more like a tragic farce than a well-oiled political machine. Meanwhile, the Biden team seems to be sharpening their knives, ready to take the blame for the monumental flop that was the Harris campaign, which ironically could sit at the top of the box office chart for “Epic Campaign Fails.”
You do not want those folks to ever be in charge of your money and the economy… They need to go back to school and take arithmetic again…
Wait, The Biden Campaign's Internal Polling Had Trump Winning 400 Electoral Votes? https://t.co/jnf8lpusq5— NYCREMilton (@NYCREMilton) November 10, 2024
As the Democrats plunge further into an internecine battle reminiscent of an episode of “Survivor,” reasonable observers are left chuckling at the absurdity of it all. The Biden-Harris 2024 fiasco is like choosing between two offensive tackles with two left feet—neither option is landing in the end zone. Harris’s “0 for 7” record in swing states notwithstanding, the Democrats will likely keep pushing the narrative of their “successful” campaign, like spinning a yarn at a campfire to avoid the cold, hard truth.
In the end, the Democrats are left floundering, making it easy for the Republicans to sit back and enjoy the show. Whether it’s Biden fumbling the ball or Harris missing the target entirely, it’s clear that regardless of how they slice it, these two political heavyweights are anything but the champions they claim to be. For those still in the audience hoping for a miracle rebirth of the Democratic Party, good luck—after this debacle, it’s likely going to take some divine intervention.
