BREAKING NEWS! Hold onto your hats, folks – the Department of Justice just dropped a bombshell report on the outrageous Covid-19 fraud that has been running rampant like a bull in a china shop during the last three years of this never-ending pandemic. The Council of the Inspectors General is on the warpath, shaking their fists at Congress for more money for the DOJ while pointing out some jaw-dropping examples of the audacious fraud that went down.
The DOJ Releases 'Breathtaking' Report Detailing Rampant Covid Fraud During Pandemic….https://t.co/Eoc06TloKB
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Can you believe that a mind-boggling $200 billion went down the drain due to Covid aid shenanigans and other government programs? It’s like a bad magic trick where the money disappears, but it’s no illusion – it’s cold, hard cash. And get this – only a measly $1.4 billion has been recovered! It’s like trying to bail out a sinking ship with a teaspoon!
The DOJ is playing the blame game, saying they need more dough to chase down these crooks, despite already having Uncle Sam’s checkbook at their disposal. Newsflash, DOJ – you had one job! It’s like hiring a guard dog who sleeps through a break-in. Deputy Attorney General Lisa Monaco is singing the same old song, saying they need extended time limits and more cash to grab back those ill-gotten gains.
The DOJ’s report is like a horror story for taxpayers, with just a few examples that are supposedly the tip of the iceberg. A Texas roofing contractor, a Georgia urgent care chain, a California tech company, a Florida car management firm, a New Jersey PR firm – the cast of characters in this Covid con artist parade is like a who’s who of the cheats and swindlers.
Director Michael C. Galdo of the COVID-19 Fraud Enforcement Task Force says it’s like an international crime caper, with villains swindling and laundering across borders. It’s like a spy movie plot, but without the cool gadgets and martinis.
The Department of Justice is flexing its muscles and showing off their Covid fraud fighting task force, the CFETF. But if they knew this was a problem, why didn’t they catch it sooner? It’s like seeing a leak in the dam and waiting for it to turn into a flood before grabbing a bucket.
And if that isn’t enough to make your blood boil, President Joe Biden inherited this mess from the previous administration. It’s like passing the baton in a marathon and finding out the other guy ran in the wrong direction. With billions vanishing faster than a rabbit in a hat trick, it’s time for the DOJ to roll up their sleeves and get serious about catching these Covid crooks.

