Staff Reports
Hold your horses, folks! There’s been quite the wild accusation floating around on Facebook claiming that the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s (JAG) Corps decided to hang Assistant Secretary of Defense for Acquisition, Tanya Skeen. Well, I hate to break it to you, but this claim is as false as a unicorn roaming the streets of New York City.
It all started with an article on a website called “Real Raw News.” Now, let’s be clear, this site is known for its sense of humor – or lack thereof, depending on your taste. They clearly state that their content is not meant to be taken literally. Seriously, folks, it’s like trying to believe that pink elephants are real. They even have a disclaimer on their “About Us” page, just in case someone forgot their funny bone. It reads, “Information on this website is for informational and educational and entertainment purposes. This website contains humor, parody, and satire.” So, those who took this claim seriously might want to get their sarcasm detectors checked.
Now, let’s get back to Tanya Skeen. According to a press release from Business Wire, Skeen has been leading the pack as the Senior Vice President of Corporate Strategy and Development at CACI International Inc. since November 2023. She’s also been serving as the Acting Assistant Secretary of Defense for Acquisition. Impressive, right? Well, I’m sure she’s sleeping soundly at night, not hanging from the rafters of some secret Navy base.
But wait, the Facebook post had no source to back up its ridiculous claim. It’s like believing that pigs can fly without ever seeing a farm animal sprout wings. Put simply, it’s pure hogwash.
So, let’s recap. This wild tale of Tanya Skeen being hanged by the Navy JAG Corps is nothing more than a juicy piece of satire. And while some might crave a good laugh, it’s important to know the difference between satire and reality. Unfortunately, some folks seem to have missed that memo.
In conclusion, don’t let this false claim send you down a rabbit hole of misinformation. The truth is, Tanya Skeen is alive and well, making waves in the corporate world. As for those who thought the Navy JAG had a habit of hanging people, well, maybe it’s time for a reality check. Just because it’s on the internet doesn’t mean it’s true, folks. Stay informed, stay skeptical, and for heaven’s sake, keep your sense of humor intact!
