Staff Reports
Well, well, well, buckle up, folks, because Fang Fang, the Chinese spy linked to Rep. Eric Swalwell, has finally emerged from the shadows! This sneaky operative, also known as “Christine Fang” in the U.S., was dining with a Global Times reporter, and guess what? The Chinese media is painting her as the innocent one, claiming she was unfairly targeted by the FBI. Oh, give me a break! This sounds like a classic case of playing the victim card when caught red-handed.
Apparently, Fang Fang got a taste of the American Dream but decided to throw it all away when the FBI came knocking. They offered her a sweet deal – U.S. citizenship and a whopping $1 million – in exchange for her cooperation. But guess what? She packed her bags and ran back to China instead, claiming she didn’t want to be an American spy. Yeah, right, more like she got caught and fled the scene.
Hu Knows: Swalwell Bundler Fang Fang Breaks Cover, Reveals FBI Offered Her $1 Million… https://t.co/Mz6RQWcfHL #Trump2024 pic.twitter.com/i52FaXcxzI
— NahBabyNah (@NahBabyNah) March 14, 2024
What’s even more absurd is that CNN previously reported her death in a plane crash, only for her to resurface now. Talk about a plot twist! And let’s not forget about Swalwell, the Democrat darling who was cozying up to a Chinese spy. When Republicans took charge, they booted him off the House Intelligence Committee. It’s about time someone held these politicians accountable for their questionable associations.
It’s high time we put an end to these shady dealings and put America first. We can’t have elected officials cozying up to foreign spies and endangering our national security. Swalwell may still be roaming the halls of Congress, but his days of playing footsie with spies should be long gone. Keep a close eye on these swamp creatures, folks, because they’ll stop at nothing to advance their own agendas, even if it means selling out their country. Let’s keep America safe and spy-free!
