Staff Reports
Republicans are at it again, folks! They are fighting tooth and nail against the pro-migration plans that some sneaky senators are trying to slide past them. This kind of thing really gets their blood boiling, and who can blame them? The establishment fingers are being pointed, and ya know what? They’re pointing in the right direction!
Romney and Pro-Migration Senators Try to Revive McConnell’s Border Giveawayhttps://t.co/BKqWDivyN1
via @BreitbartNews @NeilMunroDC— Immigration Reform Law Institute (@IRLILaw) January 26, 2024
The Republican Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell let out a big old sigh and spilled the beans about how the GOP voters and swing voters are getting more and more nervous about President Joe Biden’s “ruthless pro-migration economic policy.” I mean, come on, who wouldn’t be nervous about that?
The confusion and uproar on Capitol Hill were almost as loud as a herd of elephants stampeding through a china shop. Even CNN’s reporter, Manu Raju, tweeted about how the delicate compromise on immigration got blown to smithereens by none other than Trump. They’re all scratching their heads up on the Hill, wondering where they’re gonna go from here. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens running around with their heads cut off!
Then there’s Sen. Mitt Romney from Utah, chiming in and trying to smooth things over, insisting that everything is back on track. But we all know that’s just politician talk for “Don’t worry, folks, everything’s fine!” I mean, c’mon, we’ve seen this movie before!
The GOP is blaming Donald Trump for the whole breakdown. “We don’t live in a world today in which one person inside the Republican Party holds so much power that they could stop a bipartisan bill,” said Sen. Chris Murphy from Connecticut. Yeah, sure, buddy, keep telling yourself that.
Then there’s McConnell, talking out of both sides of his mouth, casting doubt on linking Ukraine and the border, and making everyone scratch their heads even more. It’s like a soap opera up there in Congress! “We don’t want to do anything to undermine him,” McConnell says about Trump. Yeah, sure, anything you say, Mitch.
The GOP’s strongest supporters of the more-migration bill are all riled up too! They’re all personally fully engaged in this border mess, and they’re not gonna let it go without a fight! It’s like a bunch of bulls in a china shop up there!
But wait, there’s more! There’s a leaked report that exposes the real scoop on this border deal. It’s like a rotten sandwich with a shiny wrapper. The bill is gonna bring in more low-wage workers, boost funding for programs that move migrants from South America into U.S. cities, and spend more taxpayer dollars to take care of these migrants. It’s like the American people are getting the short end of the stick, and then some!
Now, the lobbyists are getting in on the action, trying to find sneaky ways to keep their supply of workers and renters coming in. It’s like a bunch of foxes trying to get into the henhouse!
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, the pollsters at Harvard University say that 57 percent of the voters miss Donald Trump’s policies on the economy, immigration, and crime. I mean, who would’ve thought that, right?
So, there you have it, folks! The GOP is up in arms about this pro-migration plan, and they’re not gonna let it slide by without a fight. It’s like a rollercoaster up on Capitol Hill, and we’re all just along for the ride!
