Staff Reports
Another day, another assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, and once again, the Republican response displays a mix of concern and disbelief. For the third time in a matter of weeks, someone has taken a shot—quite literally—at the former Commander-in-Chief, and the reactions from GOP leaders are as expected: a blend of outrage, frustration, and, oddly enough, a touch of gratitude for Trump’s continued survival.
Senator JD Vance of Ohio offered a heartfelt sigh of relief that Trump emerged unscathed. One can almost picture the senator digging deep for just the right words as if trying to find a silver lining in a cloud of insanity. Meanwhile, House Speaker Mike Johnson and his wife decided that a visit to Mar-a-Lago was in order, a symbolic gesture suggesting that they stood in solidarity with Trump during this chaotic time. It seems that a little quality time at the former president’s estate is the GOP’s prescription for nearly getting whacked.
I'm glad President Trump is safe. I spoke to him before the news was public and he was, amazingly, in good spirits.
Still much we don't know, but I'll be hugging my kids extra tight tonight and saying a prayer of gratitude.
— JD Vance (@JDVance) September 15, 2024
Over in the chambers of serious governance, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell took a break from his usual evasive tactics to call for a full-blown federal investigation. While it may be comforting to some to see McConnell shake off his usual tranquility for something resembling action, one can’t help but wonder if he’s even awake enough to fully grasp the gravity of the situation.
House Majority Leader Steve Scalise, having experienced his close call with death, was particularly vocal in demanding accountability from the Secret Service and other agencies. Scalise’s opinion carries weight not only because he’s a leader but also because he himself knows what it’s like to shake hands with danger. His frustration becomes palpable as he highlights the glaring lapses in security for a former president.
As more Republicans chimed in, including Senators Scott and Hawley, one common thread emerged: a plea for prayers and gratitude for law enforcement. But let’s be honest: when it comes to the Democrats and their lapdogs in the press, the lack of sympathy is glaringly evident. While conservatives are praying for Trump’s safety, the left has drifted into their usual ocean of bitterness, using the situation as an opportunity to push their gun control agenda. Leave it to the unhinged left to treat serious matters as fodder for their political games.
In the chaotic backdrop of politics, the solid band of Republicans—despite their occasional squabbles with Trump’s more colorful rhetoric—remains united in defense of their party’s most prominent figure. Their support shows that even in the direst circumstances, they understand the need for solidarity. Who knew that standing together while watching the left throw tantrums could actually be the silver lining in such dark times?
