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Gutfeld Roasts VP Harris: “President Harris” a Scary Punchline!

On Tuesday night, the hilarious and oh-so-clever Greg Gutfeld poked fun at Vice President Kamala Harris in a way that had conservatives everywhere rolling on the floor with laughter. With his signature comedic style, Gutfeld fearlessly took aim at Harris’ delusions of grandeur and lack of qualifications for the presidency.

Gutfeld began his witty rant by playfully warning, “There are two words that should scare the crap out of us, and it’s not Stelter nudes. Nope, it’s President Harris.” Oh, how we conservatives shudder at the thought of a President Harris and all the disastrous policies that would come with it.

But Gutfeld didn’t stop there. He cleverly mocked Harris’ declaration that she is “ready to serve,” asking what exactly she would be serving other than maybe a tennis ball. It’s clear that Harris would be in way over her head if she had any real responsibilities.

And let’s not forget Gutfeld’s hilarious roast of Harris’ office dynamics. He humorously highlighted the departure of her “high-profile aides” and joked that they left “through an open window.” It’s no surprise that Harris struggles to keep her team intact when she can’t even keep the American people’s trust.

But the real zinger came when Gutfeld brought up Harris’ past relationship with Willie Brown. He couldn’t help but point out the irony of her predictability in personal matters while turning a blind eye to Joe Biden’s obvious cognitive decline. It just goes to show that Harris lacks the judgment and awareness needed for the highest office in the land.

And let’s not forget about Harris’ abysmal approval ratings. Gutfeld hilariously compared her popularity to being “somewhere between an IRS audit and chlamydia.” Ouch! But all jokes aside, it’s clear that Harris has a long way to go in gaining the support and trust of the American people.

Gutfeld wrapped up his monologue by acknowledging the comedic goldmine that a Harris presidency would be for his show. But he made it clear that his true allegiance lies with the welfare of our great nation, not just boosting ratings. It’s refreshing to see a conservative commentator who puts America first.

In the end, it’s clear that Kamala Harris is woefully unprepared and lacking in the necessary qualities to be president. Her grandiose delusions and inability to inspire confidence in her team and the American people are clear indicators that she is not fit for the highest office. Thankfully, Greg Gutfeld is here to deliver the comedic truth and keep us all entertained in these troubled times.

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