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Harris Declares She’s Prez Ready; America Gags on Irony

In an article that reports about Vice President Kamala Harris claiming she’s “absolutely ready” for the presidency, readers need to take a second look at a potential future disaster for America. But let’s be real, this whole thing sounds like a sketch straight out of “Saturday Night Live” (if they were ever conservative, that is).

During an interview in South Carolina, Harris responded to concerns about President Joe Biden’s age and health, saying she’s prepared to take over the reins. But come on, she couldn’t even handle the border crisis — she’s basically the “border czar” in name only, with 7.2 million illegal immigrants swarming into the country like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet. Seriously, it’s like there’s a giant neon sign at the border flashing “Open 24/7, come one, come all!”

If that wasn’t enough to make you cringe, consider her approval rating — it’s hanging by a thread at a pitiful 36.8 percent. Even the cafeteria food at school probably has a higher approval rating than that. And let’s not forget that Harris can’t seem to stay out of the news for all the wrong reasons. She’s like that kid in class who blurts out stuff that makes everyone cringe, and Twitter just can’t get enough of it.

Now, in a Quinnipiac University poll, 67 percent of voters are concerned that Biden is turning into the 81-year-old equivalent of a wilted plant. To put it plainly, he’s on the fast track to becoming America’s living lawn ornament. And while the country is fretting about the possibility of him passing the baton, Harris is casually strolling around like she’s already measuring the curtains.

Looking further into the crystal ball, it seems like people are more terrified of the idea of Harris in the Oval Office than they are of that mysterious lunch lady’s mystery meat surprise. For some, it’s like choosing between a rock and a hard place, but scarier. And if you’re skeptical about the potential consequences, just take a peek at the response on social media — it’s like a horror movie set in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

But hey, The Western Journal wants to keep fighting the good fight and continue being a thorn in the side of the elites. So, if you want to join the rebellion against Big Tech and the America-hating left, they could sure use a hand. After all, who doesn’t love an underdog story? Let’s keep the lights on and continue stirring the pot, because who knows what else might pop up next in the wild world of politics.

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