Staff Reports
The liberal lovebirds are flapping their wings over an interview Vice President Kamala Harris did with the Wall Street Journal. While aboard Air Force Two, Harris was grilled about the nagging worries voters have about President Joe Biden’s age. But fear not, my fellow elephants, because Harris has assured everyone she is “ready to serve.” Oh, thank goodness! We were all losing sleep over the thought of Sleepy Joe nodding off during another important meeting.
Can you imagine President Kamala? Lord help us.https://t.co/ykiEN6QK9g
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) February 12, 2024
Harris, in all her confidence, not-so-humbly proclaimed, “I am ready to serve. There’s no question about that,” and arrogantly asserted that anyone who sees her in action “walks away fully aware of my capacity to lead.” Well, would you look at that? I didn’t realize showing up late to the border crisis and giggling uncomfortably under pressure qualified as “leadership.”
But the drama doesn’t stop there, folks! Special counsel Robert Hur released a report on Biden’s classified documents debacle, citing the president’s memory as a key factor in deciding not to pursue criminal charges. Oh dear, Grandpa Joe might have misplaced a few top-secret papers again! And we wonder why our enemies are having a field day with us.
In an attempt to clean up the mess, Biden delivered a special address to the nation. Instead of squashing concerns about his age and mental sharpness, he ended up pouring more gasoline on the fire. When questioned about his memory during a press conference, Biden tersely shut down the inquiry, insisting he’s the most qualified person to finish what he started. Well, that’s a relief! I was worried we might actually need someone coherent to run the country.
But wait, there’s more! A pre-report-published poll by NBC News revealed that a whopping 89 percent of registered voters have some level of concern about Biden’s physical and mental health for a potential second term. And get this – a staggering 70 percent believe he’s “showing he is too old” for the presidency. Wow, it’s like we’re all living in a never-ending SNL skit.
