Staff Reports
The latest installment of the Hunter Biden saga continues to unfold in spectacular fashion, revealing a veritable treasure trove of intrigue and dubious hijinks. While Congress attempted to peel back the layers of the fishy finances behind the Biden family, it got more of a stiff-arm from the CIA than a helpful hand. Apparently, the intelligence agency decided that a “no comment” wasn’t enough; they opted for a full Heisman on any inquiry into why Hunter was suddenly flush enough to pay off mountains of back taxes.
According to various whistleblowers, the CIA intervened in the investigation launched by the IRS and the Department of Justice, effectively cutting off inquiry into Hunter’s newfound wealth sourced from a Hollywood attorney. This comes shortly after the attorney had a near-religious experience meeting the president’s second son at a Joe Biden campaign event. Much to the chagrin of oversight committee chairs like James Comer and Jim Jordan, the CIA reportedly advised that this attorney couldn’t testify, leaving many scratching their heads over just how deep this Super Bowl-sized cover-up runs.
This isn’t just gossip; it’s emblematic of a broader pattern of questionable connections that raise eyebrows from coast to coast. The backstory becomes even murkier when one considers Hunter’s seat on the board of the National Democratic Institute—an organization paradoxically designed as a veneer for CIA operations. The CIA, as it turns out, is about as good at subterfuge now as a flat-footed clown in a horror movie shouting “boo” to spook innocent bystanders.
Meanwhile, Hunter’s term as a $1 million-a-year, no-show board member for Ukraine’s Burisma energy company was even dubbed “patriotic” by him—talk about some impressive mental gymnastics. It’s almost as if there’s a support group for government officials dealing with generational privilege and substance abuse. For all the laughs, it’s alarming to think that the world of national security might just be an extension of family business for the Biden clan.
Adding to the comic potential, one must consider how shamelessly the intelligence community seems to have orchestrated events. Biden’s decision, while aboard a plane to Ukraine, to fire a top investigator probing Burisma in exchange for $1 billion in aid looks awfully suspicious. With the CIA orchestrating the narrative, could it be that the real puppet master in the drama has been lurking in the shadows all along?
Was Hunter Biden a Tool of the CIA? https://t.co/eVHOOSckzA
— Fred Endow (@EndowFred) December 5, 2024
Furthermore, one ex-State Department lawyer painted a picture of a CIA that has reared its head on both sides of the aisle. This bipartisan maneuvering ensures that both the Democratic and Republican establishments share a mutual interest in keeping the Bidens out of trouble. The murky connection between the family’s antics and U.S. foreign policy raises red flags that would make even the most seasoned conspiracy theorists sit up and take note.
Instead of asking the essential questions, the bureaucratic titans seem more interested in running cover than fostering any genuine accountability. It creates a game of “who else can we protect” that leaves conservatives wondering just how far this web of influence stretches, making it all too clear that the intelligence community might have perfected the art of political double-dealing during their clandestine operations. Buckle up, America; the Hunter Biden show is only picking up steam.
