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Hunter Biden’s legal team is firing back at federal prosecutors in a bold move, claiming that what authorities thought was cocaine in a photo was actually just innocent sawdust. Now, if that doesn’t sound like a desperate attempt to cover up wrongdoing, I don’t know what does! It’s like trying to pass off a chihuahua as a great dane – come on now!
‘Lines Of Sawdust’: Hunter Biden’s Attorneys Dispute Cocaine Was Featured In Pic Used For Gun Charge https://t.co/9xrh91iklz
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 21, 2024
In a twist that’s almost as unbelievable as a unicorn sighting, Biden’s attorneys are asserting that the picture showing what appeared to be lines of cocaine was, in fact, just harmless sawdust sent by a carpenter who was apparently a little too fond of the white stuff. Wow, talk about creative storytelling! It’s like blaming a broken vase on the wind – sure, we believe you!
And let’s not forget the cherry on top – Hunter Biden, the son of our beloved President Joe Biden, is in hot water not only for tax charges but also for feloniously toying around with a firearm. It seems like trouble just can’t help but find its way to the Biden family, huh? Maybe they should trade in their problems for a set of matching luggage instead!
With the looming threat of up to 25 years in the big house hanging over his head, Hunter Biden is no doubt sweating more than a turkey on Thanksgiving. It’s like a reality show we never asked to watch, but here we are, glued to the screen, watching the drama unfold. Who needs Netflix when you have the Biden family saga, right?
In the grand scheme of things, this whole fiasco just goes to show that in the world of politics, nothing is ever what it seems. It’s like a magic show where the rabbit in the hat turns out to be a disgraced politician trying to pull a fast one on the American people. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting in the never-ending circus we call Washington D.C.
