Staff Reports
Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because the House Oversight Committee is about to get some explosive testimony that will rock the Biden family to its core. Devon Archer, a close pal of President Biden’s troubled son, Hunter Biden, is gearing up to spill the tea on their shady business dealings. You heard that right – Archer, who is currently twiddling his thumbs in prison for tribal fraud, is ready to dish the dirt on the Bidens.
? BREAKING: Devon Archer, one of Hunter Biden’s closest business associates, to testify this month before the House Oversight Committee about Hunter and Joe Biden’s criminal overseas business dealings.
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Now, buckle up for the juicy details, folks! The House Oversight Committee has its beady eyes on Joe Biden, wanting to know just how tangled he was in these business shenanigans, especially with Burisma Holdings. Remember, this all goes back to a whistleblower report in 2017 that exposed a shocking pay-to-play scandal involving a whopping $10 million! Who knew the Bidens had such an appetite for greenbacks?
Here’s where it gets even better – Archer, the honorable jailbird that he is, knows all about it. As a fellow board member of Burisma Holdings while Sleepy Joe was Vice President, he’s got the insider knowledge to spill like a knocked-over bag of marbles. You can bet your bottom dollar that these business deals took the Bidens on a globetrotting extravaganza, with their sticky fingers wriggling their way into China, Russia, and Ukraine!
Representative James Comer, the wise chairman of the House Oversight Committee, dropped a bombshell in a letter to Archer’s lawyer. He straight-up said, and hold on to your demure pearls, people: “Your client played a significant role in the Biden family’s business deals abroad, including but not limited to China, Russia, and Ukraine.” Oh boy, things just got real. But wait, there’s more! Comer also noted that Archer met with then-Vice President Biden on multiple occasions, rubbing elbows right there in the White House. Talk about cozy connections!
Now, this is where the plot thickens like a frozen bowl of swampy soup, my fellow patriots. Another one of Hunter Biden’s cohorts, Rob Walker, had a little chat with the FBI. Apparently, he spilled the beans about a pow-wow between Hunter and some Chinese bigwigs, and guess who made a surprise appearance? That’s right, folks – good ol’ Joe Biden himself! But hold onto your MAGA caps because this revelation flies in the face of Joe’s promises that he never discussed his son’s shady business ventures.
That’s right, folks – Joe Biden is denying, denying, denying, even in the face of damning texts. Reports suggest that there’s a text message floating around that reads, “I am sitting here with my father and we would like to understand why the commitment made [by a Chinese company] has not been fulfilled.” Looks like Hunter is pretty confident that daddy dearest can pull some strings! And let’s not forget about the veiled threat in that text – a grudge-holding Hunter warning that there will be consequences if those directions aren’t followed. Yikes!
So there you have it, folks – the House Oversight Committee is about to unleash Archer’s testimony, and it’s gonna rock the Biden family like a category five hurricane. The web of corruption, money, and secrets is unraveling before our eyes, and it’s a sight to behold. Stay tuned as we dive deeper into the cesspool of Biden business dealings. It’s gonna be one wild ride, my friends, and we’re just getting started!
