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The latest impeachment inquiry report has thrown the Biden administration’s narrative about Ukraine into a blender set to “high.” The narrative, which claimed Joe Biden had not altered U.S. policy regarding Ukraine and that there were no investigations into Burisma, has just been thoroughly debunked. Buckle up because it seems there’s a new sheriff in town—his name is Investigative Truth.
Since 2019, various Democrats and the usual suspects in the media have repeated the mantra that President Biden did nothing wrong during his vice presidency. They claimed he hadn’t influenced U.S. policy and that any proclamations of corruption were nothing but smoke and mirrors. However, the final impeachment report indicates that Biden indeed cooked up a fresh batch of U.S. policy, all while riding high on the jet stream to Kyiv. It turns out that he leveraged a billion-dollar loan guarantee as a bargaining chip to demand that Ukraine fire Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin, who was investigating Burisma—where Biden’s son had a lucrative gig on the board.
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The report reveals that Biden wasn’t just playing pocket pool in the back of the plane; he was orchestrating a major shift in U.S. diplomatic strategy, connecting Shokin’s dismissal directly to the loan guarantee. Previously, the plan was to provide financial assistance based solely on Ukraine’s progress. But soon after a phone call that Hunter Biden made—presumably to say hello—Joe decided to shift gears and insist on Shokin’s firing in exchange for the cash. Funny how a quick family chat can turn the tide of foreign policy.
Before Biden’s little detour, there was no intent to tie Shokin’s job security to bags of cash from Washington. But once Hunter made his parental phone call, the game was afoot. This suggests that in the world of international diplomacy, a phone call from your son can do wonders—who knew it was like pulling strings on some kind of political marionette show?
Surprisingly, the impeachment inquiry documents disclose that Burisma had fears regarding Shokin’s investigation. State Department officials had previously praised Shokin for his anti-corruption efforts, and Biden's statements seemed to indicate no issues at all. Then came the pressure from Burisma, which led to one hot potato of a phone call. While Democrats have fought tooth and nail to dismiss any idea that Biden was acting under pressure to assist his son’s business, evidence now suggests that Burisma was sweating bullets at the mere prospect of an investigation.
In a classic display of political gymnastics, the investigation also highlights the Biden administration’s concerted efforts to keep crucial documents from seeing the light of day. The refusal to hand over drafts of Biden’s speeches related to Ukraine raises eyebrows and suggests a candidate for future conspiracy theories. After all, if they had nothing to hide, why the secrecy? The report implies that the withheld documents could contain evidence detrimental to Biden’s position, echoing the Democrats’ arguments during Trump’s impeachment saga. The irony isn’t lost here—what’s good for the goose must be good for the gander, so to speak.
In conclusion, the latest findings rewrite the prevailing narrative about Joe Biden and Ukraine in a way that could make a headline writer weep tears of joy. As the smoke clears, it’s apparent that the truth may not set Biden free after all; it might just lead to some very uncomfortable questions. The political waters are murky, but one thing is certain—this tale of foreign intrigue is far from over.
