Staff Reports
New revelations surrounding President Joe Biden’s health indicate an elaborate scheme within his administration to keep the nation in the dark about how the Commander-in-Chief really is feeling. The Wall Street Journal recently reported, much to the annoyance of those who prefer a Hollywood-friendly version of reality, that Biden’s aides have been running a tight ship to manage information, especially regarding the president’s public appearances — or lack thereof.
According to inside sources, Biden’s closest advisors aren’t just overseeing his agenda; they’re actively curating a magical presentation of their boss’s vitality. Public appearances have been strategically limited, and media access is tightly controlled, as though they are prepping for a public debut more akin to a Broadway show than real governance. In a particularly cringe-worthy episode, aides even adjusted stage lighting at a press conference to ensure the president looked more spry, as if they could convince the nation with good lighting alone.
The scandal reaches deeper, with whispers of undisclosed health incidents purportedly occurring behind the scenes, which were conveniently swept under the rug, leaving the public scratching their heads about changes in Biden’s behavior. Remember those early days of the 2020 campaign when Jill Biden was the real star of the show in Iowa, outshining her husband in charisma and energy? Apparently, it created quite the contrast. Aide Anthony Bernal reportedly urged others to keep the focus off Jill’s spirited tour, worried it was showcasing Joe’s slower pace. This has led to a bit of an identity crisis for the president, whose slow, steady stride is continually overshadowed by his wife’s dynamic engagement.
How Biden's Handlers Handled Joe and nobody thought about the 25th Amendment. https://t.co/td61sSrSej
— Mike Wangler (@mike_wangler) December 20, 2024
As Joe Biden’s health struggles have become harder to manage, even the most carefully constructed public image has begun to unravel. An eye-opening report by Special Counsel Robert Hur revealed a frail and forgetful president at 81 years old, posing a serious question that no one seems willing to ask: when is it time to step aside? While Hur chose not to prosecute Biden for mishandling classified documents, he painted a rather unflattering picture of a leader whose memory and decision-making abilities are questionable at best. Meanwhile, attendance at critical national security meetings has dwindled, and aides have attributed Biden’s absences to unpredictable health fluctuations — a euphemism for “let’s keep the boss under wraps.”
Most interestingly, it seems there are invisible puppet masters at play, directing the strings of the Biden presidency from behind the scenes. Rumor has it that a trio of advisors — Bruce Reed, Steve Ricchetti, and Mike Donilon — have wielded considerable influence. Dubbed the “Biden whisperers,” they have been accused of operating the White House from the shadows, leaving the rest of Washington wondering who is really in charge. This perplexing situation begs the question of whether the American people are truly being led by an elderly man in the Oval Office or if it’s just the façade of a functioning presidency with a crew of advisors behind the curtain.
