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Jim Biden Grilled: Impeachment Inquiry Spicier than Jalapeño!

Jim Biden, the brother of former Vice President Joe Biden, was grilled by the House Oversight and Judiciary Committees in a closed-door impeachment inquiry hearing. And let me tell you, the questions were spicier than a jalapeño dipped in hot sauce!

Reporters were all over Jim like ants on a picnic, asking him if his brother Joe was mentally fit to be president and if Hunter Biden was puffing that special White House air. Classic liberal media trying to distract from the real issues at hand!

Now get this, James Biden decided to drop a ten-page novel as his opening statement, complete with a tearjerker section about a family tragedy. Talk about melodramatic! What does that have to do with shady business dealings? Absolutely nothing!

In a move straight out of the Biden family playbook, Jim denied any wrongdoing and claimed he and Joe kept their professional lives separate. Yeah, right! Just like Joe claimed he never talked business with Hunter. We all know how that turned out, right?

Of course, James Biden had to take a swing at Tony Bobulinski, who spilled the beans on Joe’s involvement with a Chinese energy company. Classic deflection move, blame the messenger when the heat is on!

And let’s not forget about the Americore saga. Jim allegedly used Joe’s name to sweeten the deal and even magically received a $200,000 payment that coincidentally matched a payment Joe received the same day. Hmm, smells fishier than a seafood market on a hot day!

The Biden family soap opera continues, with twisted plots and outrageous denials at every turn. Stay tuned for the next episode of “The Bidens: All in the Family Corruption Edition.” Can’t make this stuff up, folks!

Written by Staff Reports

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