Staff Reports
Vice President Kamala Harris is set to take an extended vacation—well, some might call it a retreat—as she gears up for her much-anticipated debate against Donald Trump. With the 2024 election looming closer than a toddler at a cookie jar, Harris will be hiding away, presumably trying to conjure up some explanations for President Biden’s policies that have turned the country into a punchline in just three and a half years.
Sources close to the vice president have hinted that her debate strategy will hinge less on defending the administration and more on hurling attacks at Trump. This isn’t surprising, given that while Trump will be hitting the campaign trail with his usual vigor, Harris plans to spend her time in a cozy hiding place, probably practicing her best “gotcha” moments. Preparing to avoid accountability just seems to be her style.
Harris Will Be MIA for the Next Week As She Prepares for Debate
According to close sources, Harris will go into hiding to prepare to defend President Joe Biden’s disastrous policies that have destroyed the country in just a matter of three and a half years.
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According to reports, Harris’s grand plan on the debate stage is to ruffle Trump’s feathers rather than showcase any tangible policies of her own. Her team appears to think that it’s more important to make her look brave and unafraid than to defend what the Democrats have done to the country. Considering the state of the nation, one can only assume that this is a strategy born out of sheer necessity, especially when facing off against a former president who has a knack for making his opponents look foolish.
The preparation team for this monumental event reads like the guest list for a D.C. power lunch: an array of political insiders and advisors who will surely help Harris sharpen her claws. Among those assisting her preparations are a slew of seasoned political operatives and strategists who are tasked with ensuring she doesn’t end up having another spectacular meltdown on stage. One goal is to hammer Trump on his policies, especially focusing on immigration and COVID-19, as if those topics are just sitting there like candy for the taking.
As Harris practices her lines at Howard University, it seems her team has recognized the need to keep her “calm and presidential.” Good luck with that. She has a track record of being a bit hot under the collar, which could make for an interesting spectacle when the lights come on and the cameras roll. Meanwhile, the vice president is also being schooled on how to deftly distance herself from Biden’s policies while still trying to keep up the appearance of loyalty—a tightrope act worthy of a circus performer.
Substance may not be the focus of this debate, but at least it will be entertaining. Harris will likely attempt to project confidence and assertiveness while dodging the accountability that comes with her boss’s unpopular record. As the nation watches, everyone will be curious to see whether she can truly rattle Trump, or if it will turn out to be just another case of someone trying to connect the dots without a pencil.
