Staff Reports
Guess what, folks? There’s a new kid on the block, and his name is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. And he’s giving the old boys Joe Biden and Donald Trump a run for their money! Can you believe it?
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s independent bid for president is exposing the electorate's deep-rooted desire to have someone not named Joe Biden or Donald Trump on the ballot. https://t.co/CoNzWULzWm
— The Washington Times (@WashTimes) November 28, 2023
In a shocking turn of events, polls are showing that Mr. Kennedy is snatching up quite a chunk of votes that would’ve gone to Biden or Trump. It’s like he’s the surprise guest at the party that everyone can’t stop talking about!
Seriously, some guy named Don Levy from Siena College Research Institute is blabbering on about how voters are fed up with the same old song and dance from the two major parties. They’re yearning for someone new and different, someone who’s not afraid to shake things up in Washington. And it looks like Mr. Kennedy is fitting the bill!
And get this – even the Biden and Trump camps are shaking in their boots at the thought of Mr. Kennedy causing a ruckus in the 2024 race. They’re probably sweating bullets right now!
Now, before you dismiss Mr. Kennedy as just another wannabe, hold onto your hats, because he’s got some serious support. A New York Times/Sienna battleground poll found that a quarter of registered voters are rooting for him. And it’s not just the older folks – even the younger crowd is jumping on the Kennedy bandwagon!
But that’s not all, folks. Mr. Kennedy is raking in the Black vote and the independent vote like nobody’s business. He’s even stealing some thunder from both Biden and Trump. Can you imagine the look on their faces?
In fact, a Quinnipiac University poll showed Mr. Kennedy snatching up a whopping 22% of the vote in a three-way race against Biden and Trump. That’s no small feat, my friends!
And here’s the real kicker – Mr. Kennedy is gnawing away at Mr. Trump’s support more than he is at Biden’s. The polls don’t lie!
But wait, there’s more! A Harvard-Harris poll actually showed Mr. Trump gaining ground over Mr. Biden when Mr. Kennedy joined the race. I can practically hear the panic in the Biden camp from here!
But amid all this chaos and commotion, Mr. Kennedy is standing tall and proud. He’s confident that his support will only grow once he starts airing TV ads. Watch out, world, Mr. Kennedy is coming for you!
Now, before we wrap this up, let’s not forget Mr. Kennedy’s claim to fame – his belief in vaccine skepticism and his fondness for cooking up conspiracy theories. But hey, he’s not all talk and no action! He’s also got some bold ideas, like raising the minimum wage and getting those pesky corporations out of the housing market. Who would’ve thought?
So, hold onto your hats, folks, because the 2024 race just got a whole lot more interesting with Mr. Kennedy in the mix. It’s like a political rollercoaster, and we’re all in for one wild ride!
