Staff Reports
In a stunning turn of events, a biological male who identifies as a “transgender woman” has been crowned Miss Portugal and is set to compete in the upcoming Miss Universe pageant. Hold onto your hats, folks, because it seems like men are taking over beauty pageants faster than you can say “lipstick.”
'Transgender' Biological Male Crowned Miss Portugal
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Marina Machete, a 28-year-old flight attendant, walked away with the coveted crown on Friday. And if his Instagram posts are any indication, he couldn’t be prouder. He gushed about being the first trans woman to compete for the title, like it’s some sort of groundbreaking achievement. But let’s be real here, folks. Beauty pageants are supposed to celebrate the natural beauty and grace of women. Not men who decide to sprinkle on some makeup and strut their stuff.
What’s even more baffling is that Machete won’t be the only biological male prancing around on the Miss Universe stage. Remember Rikki Valerie Kolle, the 22-year-old who snagged the Miss Netherlands title? That’s right, another man claiming to be a woman making waves in the beauty pageant world. Good grief, what’s next? We’ll have to start questioning the gender of every contestant!
Now, let’s take a trip across the pond to the United States, where the madness continues. Brian Nguyen, or should we say Bree-Ann, a “trans” individual, recently won the title of “Miss Greater Derry 2023” in New Hampshire. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is not a drill. Our beauty pageants are being hijacked by men pretending to be women. Is there no end to this madness?
Thankfully, there is a glimmer of hope. The Miss Italy competition has stood up against this absurdity. Patrizia Mirigliani, the competition’s official patron, has declared that transgender males who identify as women will not be allowed to compete. Hallelujah! Finally, someone with some common sense and respect for traditional beauty values.
It’s about time we put the brakes on this gender-bending spectacle. Beauty pageants should celebrate the innate femininity and gracefulness that only women possess. Allowing men to infiltrate these contests diminishes the significance of true womanhood. It’s high time we prioritize natural-born women and preserve the integrity of these pageants.
Let’s face it, folks. Men are great at many things – fixing cars, grilling the perfect steak, and even growing epic beards. But when it comes to beauty pageants, leave it to the ladies. It’s time to restore some sanity and put an end to this circus. Until then, let’s hope for a Miss Universe series that actually showcases the beauty of real women. Godspeed.
