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Moderna’s Mission: Vaccine Vigilantes Tackle Free Speech!

MODERNA, the cool cats behind the fancy mRNA coronavirus vaccine, are making headlines for more than just their revolutionary science. Those sneaky snoops reportedly decided to dip their toes into the world of surveillance and public influence. According to UnHerd, MODERNA teamed up with a drug industry-funded NGO and some ex-law enforcement folks to play watchdog over online conversations about vaccines. But hold on to your hats, folks – this ain’t your grandma’s neighborhood watch. It’s a bit more Big Brother than friendly community policing.

UnHerd’s report paints a picture of MODERNA as the vaccine vigilante, recruiting Public Good Projects (PGP) and a team of retired law enforcement pros to keep a sharp eye on vaccine talk across the internet. They’re like the Avengers of pharmaceutical surveillance, except instead of fighting intergalactic baddies, they’re battling what they see as vaccine misinformation.

As if that weren’t juicy enough, MODERNA’s surveillance squad, led by Nikki Rutman, a former FBI analyst, is armed to the teeth with high-tech gizmos like Talkwalker’s AI, “BlueSilk”. This super-sleuthing team scours the web for vaccine conversations and raises red flags whenever someone says something that could put a dent in MODERNA’s golden armor or give a boost to those pesky anti-vaxxers.

The company’s not stopping there, though. They’ve got their eyes on big fish like Elon Musk and Russell Brand, flagging their vaccine comments as potential misinformation, all in the name of keeping the vaccine love alive.

And get this – MODERNA’s BFF, PGP, isn’t just there for moral support. They’re in cahoots, using their Twitter data mastery and influence to help MODERNA finesse their vaccine strategy. Who knew a pharmaceutical company and an NGO could make such a dynamic duo?

So, there you have it, folks. MODERNA, the modern-day superhero of the pharmaceutical world, fighting the forces of vaccine misinformation with surveillance and influence. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but instead of saving the world from nuclear annihilation, they’re saving it from vaccine skepticism. What a wild, wild world we live in, huh?

Written by Staff Reports

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