Staff Reports
Listen up, patriots! The US Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued a recall on some nailers that are causing a stir. They’re saying these nailers can jam and override the safety switch, which could lead to some serious injuries. Yikes!
Carpenter sues power tool company after nail fired through his tongue and into skull https://t.co/opQ6o7PNGB pic.twitter.com/pJBkxPOek6
— New York Post (@nypost) November 9, 2023
But wait, there’s more! It turns out that these nail guns have a history of dangerous defects. That’s right, similar issues were already being recalled back in 2014. So why are they still on the market? It’s not exactly making America great again, if you ask me.
And then there’s this guy, Timothy, who got caught up in the mess. He’s claiming that these nail guns are so dangerous that they can actually fire two nails at once! Can you imagine? It’s like a wild west shootout, but in your workshop.
The lawsuit is pointing fingers at Koki Holdings, accusing them of dropping the ball on providing proper warnings and instructions. It’s a classic case of “pass the blame,” if you ask me. And to make matters worse, it seems like they’re not even responding to questions about the recall. Talk about dodging responsibility!
So what does Timothy want out of all of this? Well, he’s not messing around. He’s demanding a jury trial and some good old-fashioned unspecified damages. He’s not playing games, folks. This is serious business.
So there you have it, conservatives. It looks like we’ve got a real nail-biter on our hands – pun intended! And let’s hope that these companies start taking responsibility and putting American safety first. Remember, safety first, freedom second!
