Staff Reports
NASA’s latest escapade has reached new heights, or rather, new depths, depending on how you look at it. In a bizarre decision, the geniuses at NASA decided to blast a Pride flag into space, because apparently, the extraterrestrial entities were feeling left out of the woke parade.
Forget about planting the American flag on the moon, forget about the monumental achievements in space exploration – what really matters now is ensuring that even the vacuum of space is adorned with symbols of progressive virtue signalling. It’s truly a marvel how priorities can be so wildly skewed.
Clowns are now running NASA.
🤡 https://t.co/qAMUO6AFOx via @dailycaller— Danny Whitford (@dannywhitford) July 5, 2024
One can only imagine the bewildered reactions of any intelligent life forms that happen to stumble across our galactic garbage. “Ah, yes, the humans have sent a rainbow flag into space. Clearly, a species of great intellect and purpose,” said no alien ever.
But fear not, for there is a solution to this cosmic calamity. Perhaps it’s time to gather up all the Pride flags here on Earth and dispatch them to the deep recesses of the universe, where hopefully they will float aimlessly into oblivion, never to be seen or heard from again.
Who knows, maybe our extraterrestrial neighbors will stumble upon these drifting emblems of human folly and, deciding that we are beyond redemption, simply turn their starships around and never look back. It would be just our luck.
