Staff Reports
The latest news from NASA has the conservative cats out of the bag, and they’re not happy about it! This here Taters the Cat has gone and made history by starring in a video that was streamed all the way from deep space. NASA beamed a video of Taters chasing a laser from 19 million miles away, and the liberal space enthusiasts are eating it up like a bowl of astronaut ice cream.
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This experiment, called the Deep Space Optical Communications, is a real head-scratcher. Apparently, it’s supposed to help with “future human missions beyond Earth’s orbit,”
The video of Taters dashing around after the laser may look like your run-of-the-mill cat video. This particular clip was sent all the way from outer space on December 11th.
According to the project’s team member, Ryan Rogalin, the video of Taters zoomed back to Earth in just 101 seconds, faster than most broadband internet connections.
Furthermore, Taters made his cosmic debut through a flight laser transceiver and was even accompanied by graphics that displayed Taters’ breed and heart rate, as well as details about the Psyche mission.
Taters wasn’t even in space; the video was filmed right here on Earth. It turns out Taters is a beloved pet of a Jet Propulsion Laboratory employee.
Taters may be the star of the show, but this whole ordeal leaves a bad taste in the mouths of conservative Americans.
