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Newsom Strikes Out: Fake Baseball Glory Revealed!

Well, buckle up, folks, because it looks like another liberal elite has been caught with his pants on fire. The latest target? None other than California Governor Gavin Newsom, darling of the Democrats and comfy cozy with the Hollywood crowd. But it turns out, he might be not so honest about his story of playing baseball at Santa Clara University.

According to a scorching report by Alexei Koseff of the Los Angeles Daily News, it seems that Newsom hasn’t exactly been hitting it out of the park with the truth. The report claims that Newsom’s supposed baseball career at Santa Clara University might be more fiction than fact. In fact, it seems that ol’ Gavin only made it as far as the junior varsity tryouts during his freshman and sophomore years. That’s right, folks – no official games, no all-time roster appearances, nada. Looks like someone’s been swinging and missing on the truth.

But wait, it gets even juicier. The report dives into how Newsom’s admission to Santa Clara University might have been greased by the wheels of privilege. You see, it seems that his daddy-o, a big shot judge and pal to the wealthy Gettys, might have pulled a few strings to get Gavin a leg up. Connections to the baseball program, letters of recommendation – it’s the kind of special treatment that the rest of us can only dream of.

And if you thought that was all, think again. The article also includes some quotes from a former assistant coach at Santa Clara who suggests that Newsom might have “embellished” his baseball career a little. Ouch, that’s gotta sting more than a foul ball to the face.

But here’s the kicker: it seems Newsom hasn’t exactly been in a rush to set the record straight. In fact, he’s been letting the story of his baseball “career” slide, all while basking in the glow of the supposed athletic glory. Talk about playing fast and loose with the truth!

So there you have it, folks. Another day, another liberal elite caught with their hand in the cookie jar. Whether it’s spinning yarns about sports stardom or getting a sweet deal thanks to daddy’s connections, it seems that Governor Newsom has been living in a world of make-believe. But hey, at least he’s consistent – after all, when it comes to honesty, it seems that for Gavin Newsom, the truth is just a curveball he can’t hit.

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