Staff Reports
The National Security Agency has turned into a veritable soap opera, where agents reportedly swapped important intelligence duties for graphic discussions on everything from “kinks” to “polyamory.” According to recent revelations by City Journal, this is the latest spectacle in a series of leftist misadventures, and it’s safe to say the taxpayers are not pleased. Those entrusted with national security have spent the last two years transforming their workplace chat into a raunchy adult film set, proving that some government employees find the idea of protecting the nation mundane compared to discussing their personal pleasures.
Engaging in explicit conversations on the NSA’s own messaging service, Intelink, has become a favorite pastime for some staffers. They had apparently forgotten that they signed agreements prohibiting such non-mission-related chatter. No disciplinary action was taken, suggesting that these insiders knew full well they could operate outside the rules with impunity. It raises the question: what were these folks thinking? Perhaps they felt that with the Biden administration’s focus on “diversity, equity, and inclusion,” they could let their guard down and indulge in their more irresponsible whims.
Tulsi just fired every NSA employee that participated in that creepy group chat. Over 100 people. She's not messing around. Love it. pic.twitter.com/F9mRwpnXQg
— Clint Russell (@LibertyLockPod) February 26, 2025
It’s easy to imagine the kind of discussions that went down in these chat rooms, given that they covered topics like male-to-female transgender surgery and even explicit recounts of bizarre encounters. Instead of focusing on genuine threats to national security, these employees were reportedly having a blast talking about “ethical non-monogamy” and other eyebrow-raising subjects. Apparently, hours of work were devoted to deep philosophical explorations on “Privilege” while decent Americans were left to wonder just what their hard-earned tax money was funding.
Enter Tulsi Gabbard, Director of National Intelligence, who has had enough of this ridiculousness. Not one to sweep misconduct under the rug, Gabbard made it clear that over 100 employees involved in these disgraceful chats would face termination. The White House is taking the appropriate action to clean house and restore order, issuing an executive order that shuts down the “DEI insanity” that allowed such madness to fester unchecked. The mission of the intelligence community, she reminded everyone, should always be centered on the true priorities of safeguarding American lives—not fostering an environment ripe for scandalous exchanges.
As the dust settles, it’s evident that more than just a good spring cleaning is necessary. The NSA is in dire need of a cultural overhaul, uprooting the rot that has taken root among its ranks. This isn’t merely about firing a few troublemakers; it’s about rebuilding the trust that has long been eroded. If the agency wants to serve the American public effectively, it must establish a workplace atmosphere where professionalism is the primary currency—not the latest trends in sexual exploration. It’s time to focus on national security and reclaim the principles that made the nation strong in the first place.
