Staff Reports
In a shocking turn of events, Mike Reed, the chief of staff for the Republican National Committee (RNC), has finally decided to hang up his hat and leave the sinking ship. And let’s be honest, it’s about time!
Rumors have been swirling about the state of the RNC, and it’s no wonder considering their abysmal fundraising year and their questionable spending on things like floral arrangements and limos. But Reed wants us all to believe that his departure has nothing to do with the challenges facing the RNC. Yeah, right. We weren’t born yesterday, Mike.
?OUCH? This is the RNC fundraising when adjusted for inflation. We just had the worst fundraising haul in 30 years.
It’s going to be a bloodbath in November, don’t say you weren’t warned. pic.twitter.com/tBihdhCvIg
— Dustin Grage ?? (@GrageDustin) February 2, 2024
But let’s give credit where credit is due. At least Reed had the decency to come up with a nice excuse for his departure. He claims that he wants to focus on his “growing family.” Sounds great, Mike. I’m sure your family will be thrilled to have you around more now that you won’t be wasting your time on a sinking ship.
And let’s not forget the real reason behind Reed’s departure. It’s no coincidence that he decided to leave right after RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel met with none other than Donald J. Trump. It’s clear that McDaniel and Trump had a conversation about the future of the RNC, and Reed must have realized that his services were no longer needed.
But don’t worry, conservatives. McDaniel assures us that the RNC is in an “incredibly strong position.” I don’t know about you, but I have a hard time believing that when their chief of staff is jumping ship. It’s time for some real leadership and a fresh start for the RNC.
So, goodbye Mike Reed. We won’t miss you and your “calm and steady hand” one bit. Perhaps now the RNC can hire someone who actually knows how to steer the ship in the right direction. And let’s hope that this departure is just the beginning of the much-needed shakeup at the RNC. It’s time for new blood and new ideas if we want to make the Republican Party great again!
