Staff Reports
The Republican National Committee (RNC) just can’t get enough of the debate season drama! Despite the fact that the Republicans seem to have moved on from all the fuss, the RNC is plowing ahead with its plan to host a fourth presidential debate without former President Donald Trump. Darn, I guess they really miss the days of the Trump show!
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The RNC is all giddy to announce that the fourth debate will take place in good ol’ Tuscaloosa, Alabama, on December 6th. They’ve even wrangled in some media partnerships with NewsNation, The Megyn Kelly Show on Sirius XM, the Washington Free Beacon, and Rumble. It’s like they’re trying to pull out all the stops to make this debate a hit – because, you know, without Trump, they need all the help they can get.
RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel is practically jumping for joy, declaring that they’ll use the debate stage to showcase the “winning Republican agenda against Biden’s record of failure.” It’s like they’re begging for attention, hoping the whole country tunes in to hear them brag about how great they are. Oh, the things they do to fill the void left by Trump’s absence.
Megyn Kelly is getting in on the fun too, calling the upcoming debate the “margarita of debates” – “spicy, fun, and somewhat intoxicating.” It’s almost like they’re trying to compensate for a lack of star power with a little extra pizzazz. And then there’s Chris Pavlovski from Rumble, gushing about providing an online debate stage for the RNC. It’s like they’re desperately clinging to any type of spotlight they can find.
But here’s where it gets really interesting. The RNC won’t have a major television partner for this debate. Fox News sponsored the first two, and the third was sponsored by NBC News, but now they’re going it alone. It’s like they’ve been left at the dance without a date, trying to look cool but secretly wishing for someone to notice. The truth is, without Trump, they’re struggling to keep the audience engaged.
The RNC is finally waking up to the fact that many Republican activists are over the mainstream media circus. Instead, they’re tuning in to watch President Trump hold his own events. His recent sit-down with Tucker Carlson raked in millions of viewers, leaving the RNC green with envy. The truth is, without Trump, they just can’t seem to compete.
So, while the RNC is putting on a brave face and trying to make the best of the situation, everyone knows they’re secretly pining for the days when Trump was the center of attention. But hey, at least they can still keep dreaming and hoping for the day when they can recapture his magic. Good luck with that!
