Staff Reports
The romantic escapades of politicians often provide a glimpse into their psyches, and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz certainly has given us a doozy of a first date story. In the early ’90s, while most normal guys opted for a charming film like “Mrs. Doubtfire” or a thrilling adventure like “Jurassic Park” to woo their future wives, Walz apparently favored a cinematic experience that would serve as a cautionary tale for any sane man looking to make a good impression.
Instead of those wholesome classics, Walz took his date to watch “Falling Down,” a film that revolves around a man slowly losing his grip on reality in the seedy underbelly of Los Angeles. While the typical date involves laughter and maybe a few tears over a romantic plot, Walz chose to explore the depths of societal breakdown filled with gang violence, homelessness, and an assortment of unsavory characters. Clearly, the governor believes that a dose of chaos is a perfect backdrop for romance.
Why did Tim Walz shake his own wife's hand and hug her like she's a buddy he saw at a backyard get together 😭pic.twitter.com/FvneqSS80j
— Dr. Sydney Watson (@SydneyLWatson) August 9, 2024
Consider how this choice lays the groundwork for the kind of leadership that governs today. The best way to impress a date is to showcase a touch of humor or sentimentality — instead, Walz’s selection reeks of a fascination with societal discord. Was this his strategy to “connect” with his future bride? It’s a wonder they didn’t head for a local used car lot next, considering that his movie choice paints a picture of approaching the world as if one is constantly prepared for battle.
Fast-forward to today, and the irony is palpable. If the streets of L.A. were dangerous back when Walz enjoyed his bizarre cinematic date, one can only shudder to think of what a “@GovTimWalz @KamalaHarris administration” would bring. Under the watchful eye of these two, the state of affairs could easily reflect the chaos of that film rather than leading to a safe and prosperous society.
So, the next time one contemplates a perfect night out, it might be best to steer clear of anything that reminds one of Tim Walz’s first date. His choice of film might not just put a damper on the evening; it could also lead to an existential crisis. Hopefully, the good people of Minnesota will learn from Walz’s cinematic blunders and choose a governor who opts for films that inspire hope rather than paranoia.
