Staff Reports
Former President Donald Trump, the master of words and wit, took on President Joe Biden’s feeble debate skills during a conversation with Dan Bongino on Monday. Trump, always ready for a challenge, pointed out how Biden turned down a Super Bowl interview, suggesting that Biden couldn’t handle the heat. As we know, Biden struggles to put a coherent sentence together, so avoiding a Super Bowl interview might be a wise choice for him. But in true Trump fashion, he graciously offered to take Biden’s spot and show the world how it’s done.
But let’s talk about Biden’s response, shall we? The man had reporters cornering him at a boba tea shop in Las Vegas. Yes, you read that right, a boba tea shop. Biden was probably trying to figure out what flavor to choose, while struggling to hear the price of his drinks. I mean, the man can’t even order a simple beverage without assistance! And when confronted with Trump’s challenge, Biden laughed nervously, clearly caught off guard. Then, he muttered something about how he would want to debate himself too. Joe, my buddy, I hate to break it to you, but that just confirms what we all know – you can’t debate because you’re just not up to the task!
Reporter: “Donald Trump says he’s ready to debate you right now. Do you accept?”
Reporter: “He wants to debate you ‘immediately.’”
President Biden: “If I were him, I’d want him to debate me, too. He’s got nothing else to do.” pic.twitter.com/rz5CPdDzJH
— The Recount (@therecount) February 5, 2024
But here’s the icing on the cake – Biden had the audacity to claim that Trump has nothing better to do than debate him. Really, Joe? Have you taken a good look at your own schedule lately? You spend almost 40 percent of your time on vacation, indulging in your love for ice cream. And let’s not forget about your empty public schedule, which lacks any real work. But hey, at least you’re busy campaigning – by sipping boba tea. Impressive, Joe, really impressive.
Now, let’s get real for a moment. Biden’s refusal to accept Trump’s challenge speaks volumes. His handlers know that sending him into a debate with Trump is like throwing a sheep into a lion’s den. They know Biden’s brain is deteriorating by the day, and a debate would only expose his ineptitude. Remember the 2020 debate when he lied about his son’s dealings with China? Or how he lost control and lashed out at Trump in South Carolina? Yeah, those were not Biden’s finest moments. Let’s just say a debate wouldn’t end well for him.
And so, the sad reality is that we’re unlikely to see a debate between Trump and Biden. Biden’s handlers will do whatever it takes to shield him from the tough questions and fast-paced discussions. They’ll let him participate in a debate sometime between 12 and never, as they continue to protect their fragile candidate.
In conclusion, Trump threw down the gauntlet and dared Biden to face him in a debate, but Sleepy Joe’s response was nothing short of laughable. It’s clear that Biden lacks the mental capacity and agility to engage in a substantive debate with a seasoned debater like Trump. But hey, at least he can enjoy his boba tea while Trump continues to fight for America.
