Staff Reports
Attention, folks! Hold onto your MAGA hats because this is the latest scoop on the fake news about former President Donald Trump. The liberal media is at it again, spreading lies and deceit in a desperate attempt to tarnish the good name of our fearless leader.
Report: Dress E. Jean Carroll Claims She Wore During Alleged Trump Assault Did Not Exist at the Time https://t.co/j1qYV6B3te
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So, here’s the deal. E. Jean Carroll, a known anti-Trump activist, is at it once more with her baseless allegations against our beloved President. She’s been spewing lies about how Trump supposedly sexually assaulted her in a fancy New York store dressing room back in the ’90s. But hold onto your red, white, and blue striped hats because Trump’s lawyer has exposed her deceitful plot!
You see, Carroll claims she wore a specific dress during the alleged incident, but it turns out that dress didn’t even exist at the time! Trump’s lawyer, Boris Epshteyn, set the record straight, revealing that the dress wasn’t even made in the year Carroll claimed the attack took place. Talk about a major oops on Carroll’s part!
And it gets better, my fellow patriots. Not only did the dress debacle cast doubt on Carroll’s story, but President Trump himself has called out Carroll for changing her story. She originally claimed the incident happened in 1994 and that she wore that Donna Karan dress on the day of the alleged assault. But guess what, folks? The New York Times Fact Checkers debunked her claims, proving the dress wasn’t even made by Donna Karan until after the supposed attack.
But wait, there’s more! President Trump bravely defended himself against these outrageous accusations, declaring his innocence in the face of Carroll’s baseless attacks. He made it crystal clear that Carroll doesn’t have a clue about when this supposed incident took place because it simply didn’t happen. The president even referred to Carroll’s lawsuit as a “ridiculous” attempt to smear his good name, and he called for an end to this politically motivated witch hunt.
Now, brace yourselves for the shocking truth about Carroll’s connections, because it’s even more puzzling than a Rubik’s Cube. Carroll is backed by none other than Democrat operatives. That’s right, folks! Her lawyer, Roberta Kaplan, has ties to the Democrat Party and was involved with a group that attempted to discredit accusers of disgraced former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. It’s clear as day that Carroll’s case is nothing but a political stunt orchestrated by the radical left.
But wait, there’s even more shady business going on. The Federal District Judge overseeing the case has connections to Carroll’s other attorney, creating a web of dubious associations. And get this, Carroll is being bankrolled by a LinkedIn co-founder who admitted to visiting Jeffrey Epstein’s notorious private island. If you ask me, that’s fishier than a tuna sandwich left out in the sun too long!
Despite the overwhelming evidence that Carroll’s lawsuit is as flimsy as a leaky balloon, the biased judge overseeing the case has deemed Trump’s past remarks as defamatory. It’s a rigged game, folks, and the liberal media is pulling out all the stops to vilify our President.
